Deep Woods Threesome“Hey guys! What new?” asked Chainsaw at his weekly coffee meeting with Ronald McDonald and Sasquatch.

Sas (what friends call Sasquatch) and RonnieMac (Ronald McDonald) turned to watch Chainsaw lower his posterior on to the bench slowly with a grown, just as seen in that classic Progressive Insurance commercial about turning into your parents.

“You feel any better?” muttered RonnieMac.

“Damn you don’t look any better” added Sas… “Look at him!”

“I know, I know” answered CC (Chainsaw Chicken)… “Then…THEN… I get accused of using ‘fowl language’ at work! Duhhh!… I’m a chicken”

Sas and RonnieMac said at the same time “NOOOOO! Your Kidding!”

CC responded “I know! What other kind of language do they expect me to use???”

RonnieMac nodded and said “F***n A, Man!”

CC turned scowling and said “Vietnam flashback there Ronnie or have you been watch’n ‘Apocalypse Now‘ again?

“Hey RonMac, Where’d you get those pretty red shoes?” Sas interjected changing the direction of the conversation. “How much makeup do you buy each week? Is that your natural hair color? Does the carpet match the drapes?”

“Why don’t you eat my happy meal you big hairy piece of …” snapped RonnieMac

CC held up a wing to get their attention and said “Stop it you two, here come’s our coffee and maple bars.”

 

 

 

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