Jimmy is so happy

My cousin Jimmy Chicken was so happy that he was able to have some private moments with the 39th President, Jimmy Carter. Here’s a transcript of the meeting.

Jimmy Chicken said to the President, “Hello, Mr. President. I really, really appreciate you allowing me to chat with you for a few minutes”.

“It is my pleasure, Mr. Chicken” Smiled the elder Jimmy.” Hee, hee, hee. So pleased to be seen!” he continued. He then slapped his knee.

Astonished by his enthusiasm, the younger Jimmy paused soaking up the entire moment.

“Well thank you, sir” Jimmy Chicken replied. I wanted to ask you about your charity project that you…”

President Carter interrupted him, stopping his question. “Sonny. You young whippersnappers don’t realize what has been happening! It is stupendous!”

“What is it that has you so happy? What’s so stupendous, Sir?” inquired Jimmy Chicken.

The ex-President sat there chuckling, clapping his hands together, “Jiminy Cricket! Hot biscuits! This is just super!”

“What is it, Mr. President? Please tell me!” Jimmy Chicken pleaded.

Mr. Carter regained his composure and tried to answer him. Leaning over slightly towards Jimmy Chicken he began, ” You young-ins aren’t old enough to remember but when I was running the country, many have said that I was the worst President the U.S. has had in the last 150 yrs. Now, I don’t have to worry about that statement. I am no longer the worst President. I can’t say the name of who displaced me, due to party considerations, but I can now die happy! It took 50 years but I’m out of the doghouse.”

The Tribe Has Spoken