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Pioneer Leghorn

Pioneer Leghorn

Ah yes, some say he’s the original American Chicken favorite. Foghorn Leghorn. A pioneer for poultry humor. Before Foghorn, the only chicken-based humor was when a vaudevillian mesmerizer would control someone from the audience and give them a hypnotic suggestion causing them to cluck and flap their wings like a chicken every time they hear […]

Deleted Meghan Segment

Deleted Meghan Segment

Everyone is talking about the interview blasted all over the world where Oprah interviewed the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. In the West they are known as Harry and Meghan, ex-members of the British Royal Family who chose to sever their Royal connections and obligations to make an independent name for themselves by doing philanthropic […]

Cluck Commandos

Cluck Commandos

After recent press news leaks, the elite Chicken assault team coined ‘The Cluck Commandos” has allowed the press to use their photos. The ‘Cluck Commandos’ have been very effective against terrorists in areas around the world fighting against insurgents, rebels and disgruntled political opposition. Who are the Cluck Commandos? They are a team of distant […]

Becoming more woke

Becoming more woke

What’s that old expression? If you can’t lick ’em, then join ’em. I tried, I really tried. Honest Injun, I tried. I wanted to be culturally sensitive and woke. I bought the knit cap, got tat’s up and down both arms and legs. I have ear buds connecting to my new I-Phone that cost more […]

DC Comics – Retreading

DC Comics – Retreading

With Disney and Marvel Studios churning out more super hero movies as well as series TV shows, D.C. comics and Warner Bros. studios were pulling out their hair. “Let’s remake the Justice League, make it twice as long and add all kinds of extraneous  video we had on the cutting room floor! Yeah, that’s the […]

Get in, Tyrone!

Get in, Tyrone!

Did I ever tell about the time I rescued Tyrone Power from an over-aggressively enthusiastic fan? There I was, idling outside the Brown Derby in Beverly Hills. I had just finished my lunch with Johnny Weissmuller and his 3rd wife, Allene. I was giving Johnny some coaching advice on how to break into television since […]

Introducing Chicken-ade

Introducing Chicken-ade

Introducing our new Chicken-ade lemonade seltzer. Made by the old-fashion method of hand-squeezed lemons mixed with the slight aftertaste of sun-drenched sweet seasoned chicken.  Mmmm, Mmmm, good (sorry for stepping on your motto, Campbell’s soup)! Served at room temperature in a tall glass, Chicken-ade hit’s the spot. Why? Because we use a limited batch method. […]

Deadpool 3 Leak

Deadpool 3 Leak

The studios are in a panic! It seems that a photo has been circulating of a scene from the third movie in the series about the Marvel character called Dead Pool. The first two movies featured the humorous skills of Ryan Reynolds as Wade Wilson, AKA Deadpool. However, with contract negotiations stalling and rumors that […]

Social Media Time Out

Social Media Time Out

Looks like the Woke Cancel Culture is beginning to focus  on Chainsaw Chicken as a future target. I have literally thousands of unique visitors reading my thoughts and remembrances on this site each and everyday.  Growth is phenomenal. And I want to thank those who faithfully and actively log in and read about my thoughts […]