You went through quarantine for me? You sat in a windowless room, ate frozen TV dinners, showered 3 times a day, wore gloves and a mask 24 hours a day, used alcohol based scrubs on your hands once an hour – every hour – unless using the rest room, then once before you start and twice after you finished?

You stood in an ultra violet room naked 3 hours before meeting with her? You suffered from twice daily nasal swab testing and even stool sample testing? All so you could meet with Oprah for a zoom call that lasted 15 mins?

Congratulation! She’s a Coronaphobic!

Check under your seat!

You get a car!

And YOU get a car!

AND  Y O U  get a car.

Yeah right! Fat chance!

Whoops! Can’t say ‘fat’ on her web cast!

Remove him from the home studio!

 

 

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