Chainsaw announced today that he is throwing his hat into the ring as a candidate for nomination of the Uniparty ticket for President.

The Uniparty is a blend of Republican and Democrat parties where the planks of the party platform are meaningless and the members simply run to benefit themselves rather than the constituents that voted them into office.

He is already endorsed through abstention by the vast majority of supposedly “traditional party Senators and Congressmen” that only adhere to declared titles, like the Rino’s.