If you check the official studio listings you won’t find it. If you asked Bill Shatner he will tell you that “You are crazy. Didn’t happen, You are nutz!” You could own every TV Guide from 1966 to 1969 and you won’t see it in the listings. But when I was visiting my uncle Jerome […]
The Feel of Vinyl
I’m not sure if Mrs. Chicken is trying have fun with me or if she’s serious. She talked me into wearing one of these all-over vinyl suit, mask and all. I have trouble breathing and it is hot. I sweat like the dickens when I wear it. She says she thinks I look like a […]
I feel better now
I really do feel better now. Just had my last ECT treatment. The full medical name is Electroconvulsive therapy. Things seem so much clearer now. Why did I ever question things like the elections, vaccinations, origins of covid, the ‘laptop from hell’ and soy being put in everything? Sure, I was a little obsessive about […]
Go Home Chainsaw!
It seems that Chainsaw’s brand of focusing on truth and real information is not appreciated in all locations. Hanging in effigy from a multi-floor building in Old Town Portland, Oregon is a rubber chicken and the words painted next to it, “Go Home – Chainsaw”! “Some people just can’t stand hearing the reality of the […]
A New Pecking Order
You’d think that Chainsaw Chicken lived at the 118th Congress. There’s this interloper that has decided to roost in his place and he has challenged Chainsaw in the pecking order. They’ve gone back and forth as leader of the house 15 times! He needs Mrs. Chicken to step in. Just hope she doesn’t vote ‘present’.
New Favorite Martian
With all the re-launches, re-boots and re-inventing of television shows, Chainsaw thought he finally had an idea that could make the T.V. studios sit up and take notice. He finally got a meeting with the head of programming at CBS. Now was his chance. As he entered his office he said “Okay, here’s my pitch. […]
Chainsaw may Judge VOICE
In a stunning announcement, the National Broadcasting Company has listed Chainsaw Chicken as one of the finalist to replace Blake Sheldon as a judge. Sheldon has been the only judge to be on every show since its beginnings in 2011. With Sheldon representing the Country Music side of the industry, Chainsaw represents the less appreciated […]