Toonpool.com has a cartoon, apparently an attempt to be a prequel of the creation of Chainsaw Chicken. How did they know of Chainsaw Chicken when this cartoon was created? Possible a Ouija board, a drunken stupor or some psychic vision. Regardless, their illustration simultaneously predicted a dawning of this social influencer. Little did they know […]
Puttin’ on the Dog
Taking a stroll outside Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd. headquarters, Chainsaw is ready for the paparazzi chasing and persecuting him because his image is worth so much to the 4th estate. Let’s hope that it doesn’t end in a two hour chase through one of the most populated cities during rush hour where multiple accidents and […]
ChatGPT Admires Chainsaw
I asked ChatGPT to write something about me, Chainsaw Chicken. Look what I got! A Love poem. Oh Chainsaw Chicken, how I adore, Your site filled with humor and gore, A place where the absurd and the bizarre, Come together to leave us all in awe. Your twisted tales of chickens and blades, A world […]
Egg-Laying Chicken for Rent
“Yo homie! You be lookin’ for some eggs? My posse got chew covered! “My’man… Take a gander at my stable and pick what Lay-dee you can use. You gets to keep all the little hard-shelled juniors she puts in your crib! “Step off if you can’t pay for the gain but stay to play if […]
Lost Star Trek Episode
If you check the official studio listings you won’t find it. If you asked Bill Shatner he will tell you that “You are crazy. Didn’t happen, You are nutz!” You could own every TV Guide from 1966 to 1969 and you won’t see it in the listings. But when I was visiting my uncle Jerome […]
New Favorite Martian
With all the re-launches, re-boots and re-inventing of television shows, Chainsaw thought he finally had an idea that could make the T.V. studios sit up and take notice. He finally got a meeting with the head of programming at CBS. Now was his chance. As he entered his office he said “Okay, here’s my pitch. […]
Chainsaw may Judge VOICE
In a stunning announcement, the National Broadcasting Company has listed Chainsaw Chicken as one of the finalist to replace Blake Sheldon as a judge. Sheldon has been the only judge to be on every show since its beginnings in 2011. With Sheldon representing the Country Music side of the industry, Chainsaw represents the less appreciated […]
Mr. DJ, would you play…?
“Hello??? Mr. DJ??? This is Betty Shields. I’m the President of the Malibu League of the Chainsaw Chicken Fan Club”. “Well hello little girl”, the DJ replied. “I wasn’t aware of any club like that. Who’s it for? Some Chicken?” “Oh yes sir!” She exclaimed; “He is very special. At least to us. He is […]
Too Much Christmas Cheer?
We had a Christmas party this year at Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd. Everyone had a great time. We had a White Elephant gift exchange. Every time someone exchanged a gift, we all had to take a drink. Soon, the room reeked of Egg Nog and Spiced Rum mixed with some Mountain Dew. I have to […]
People Magazine
People Magazine has added to it’s offerings of ‘special issues’ by printing an issue titled “Sexy Critter in the Yard”. Many in the media see this as an attempt to recapture the readership base which has fallen for the last several years. Morti Goldstein of the Ad agency in his own name stated, “Many failing […]