“Look at the studio Chainsaw is building. Why would he need all this? Who’s he planning to talk to…?” Good question. Even the techs don’t know. Every time one asks, Chainsaw just stares into the camera test pattern and whispers, “Soon.” The studio hums with LED panels, mixers, and broadcast gear that looks like it […]
Chainsaw Desk Statue
It was only a matter of time before the merchandising vultures swooped in. One day Chainsaw Chicken was a man trying to make sense of a world gone sideways; the next, he was a boxed collectible, shrink-wrapped and offered by Ronco. The statue was advertised as “life-like,” though that depended on how one defined life. […]
New- Risky Chicken
Finally! After weeks and weeks I suddenly was able to get an appointment with Bob Iger, the head of Disney. I learned that this appointment would also have Daria Cercek, President of Disney Live Action – Theatrical. She reports up to David Greenbaum, who is President of Disney Live Action overall. Plus a couple of […]
Chainsaw Comes to South Park
So, the other day, this new guy shows up in town, right? Nobody knew where he came from. He wasn’t like the weird hippies or the out-of-towners who usually blow through South Park. No—this guy was different. He looked like a regular dude, but with this freaky rubber chicken mask stuck on his head, like […]
Mystery Science Theater Guest
Are you a fan of Mystery Science Theater? Then grab your popcorn — and maybe a barf bag — because this Friday night at 10 PM, something fowl is taking over the Satellite of Love. That’s right. Chainsaw Chicken is guest-hosting a very special episode of MST3K! In a move that shocked no one and […]
Shark Week, Again
Yes, once again it’s Shark Week on the Discovery channel. It’s a series that the people seem to enjoy each year. It lines up with the story line introduced in the monumental shark movie ‘Jaws’ back in 1975 where Amity Island tries to cope with the sea killers. Since then, mid summer fun seems to […]
Have You Seen This?
3D Digital Chainsaw Museum
Finally, a Museum That Gets Me I didn’t expect much when I saw the flyer stapled to a power pole near the dog park. 3D Digital Chainsaw Museum Opening Now. I figured it was another poorly thought-out escape room concept or maybe a hardware store trying to be edgy. But curiosity (and the smell of […]
“Steamboat Chicken” Cartoon
A 1928 animated short featuring the first appearance of Mickey Mouse enters public domain on Jan. 1. But creative and commercial access to the character is complicated by both copyright and trademark law. So Chainsaw, like so many others, have side-stepped these complications to leverage the original concept while maximizing the superior interjection of himself. […]
Free Website
Yes, it’s actually free. I jumped on it because any time there is something like this is out there, someone will try to grab my name and pose as they are Chainsaw Chicken. But you could grab a site for your hobby, interest or your attempt to try to impersonate me if you think you […]