That’s right folks! This is the 500th posting on our site. These 500 postings go all the way back to 2015. Back then, we used to post short captions like you would see on a comics page in the paper but I decided to gravitate to a long format in order to allow more of […]
Mass Baldwin Psychosis
Mass formation psychosis? What is it? Let me put it to you in the form a metaphor. Imagine you are in a theater audience about to enjoy a performance of some magician that is an Alec Baldwin doppelganger. As you sit in the audience, ‘The Great Alec’ began with some simple magic, like ‘rabbit in […]
psycho-anal-ass
My doctor suggested that we try a new style of mental therapy. I believe he said it is something like ‘psycho-anal-ass’. Never heard of it before. Sounds like there will be some very personal discussion. I remember that Alfred Hichcock movie ‘Psycho’. Creepy movie, for sure. But I don’t have my mother sitting in a […]
Lord of the dance
When Irish dancer Michael Flatley once said, “Everyone in the world will tell you, ‘No, it can’t be done.’ Every time I hear that, I know I’m close to success.” “That’s good enough for me” stated Chainsaw Chicken after playing a VHS tape of Lord of the Dance he found at a local garage sale. […]
Rescue Fortune Cookie
Have you seen this on the news? A rash of fortune cookies with a distressing message hidden inside. Hundreds of Chinese restaurants have tried to explain to their customers that this message must be some kind of joke. But the International Human Rights Commission thinks that it’s no joke. “When a customer at a restaurant […]
Nick-Chick Steps UP
In this Christmas season, My cousin, Nicolis Chicken steps up and becomes “Nick-Chick”. He’s a helper of good ‘ol Saint Nicholas. He heads off with presents for those who can use the help. This year, Nick-Chick is focusing on things that have been in short supply due to the Brandon Administration and their supposed ‘Bidenomics‘ […]
Enrollment Period – Again
I know you’ve noticed. Everyone see’s ’em. Several times a day and night various celebrities appear on a screen telling you it’s Enrollment Period – Again! These once famous personalities state that they can get you so many new benefits if you contact them for a free review. We’ve seen sports legends and old TV […]
People’s Choice Winner
With the lowest viewership ever recorded, it’s a safe bet to assume that you didn’t see I won my People’s Choice Award tonight. As I entered the lobby walking to the auditorium, there were no media hosts or even fans trying to get a snapshot. No interviews or even a question shouted. If fact, I […]
New Chainsaw 8-Ball
It’s about time. In an agreement with Mattel, Chainsaw has introduced a new version of their classic ‘Magic 8-Ball’. Many of us remember friends sitting around cross-legged in a circle. Each of us taking our turn asking the magic ball a deep and secret question out loud, then inverting the ball to see the answer […]
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