Poor, poor P’nut the squirrel. Most know the story but for those who actually have a life, here is a quick review. A man in the State of New York rescued an orphaned baby squirrel. He cared for it and sheltered it while creating a meaningful owner/pet relationship. The squirrel soon learned some basic tricks […]
It’s Bromide Poisoning!
“It’s not good news, I’m afraid”, stated Dr. DeBakey Chicken. “I believe Poindexter has Bromide Poisoning!” “Oh No!” responded Chainsaw, “Was he poked by a Russian umbrella tip coated with this nasty substance? Or was it disguised in his cologne? He likes to wear so much Hai Karate… More Russian interference?” Dr. DeBakey […]
Drones are watching me!
Just the other night we heard something buzz the coop a few times. “What in the Sam Hill was that?” Mrs. Chicken shouted. I slipped on my shoes and ran out side. There, up above, was this object with a red and green blinking lights. Was it a bird, a plane or a […]
Russian Interference, Again!
Russian interference has reared it’s ugly head again. Just as the Justice Department announced, like they did before the 2020 election, the threat is real again! Some how, Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd has become involved in the meddling. This time, as a recipient of secret coded messages from the Motherland to agents here in America. […]
Cheap pagers available
My cousin Balboa Chicken is always trying to save a buck, make a deal and bragging about it later. He claims he got a hold of a shipment of pagers that ‘fell off the truck’ somewhere in the Middle East and somehow made there way to New Jersey. Why would someone want a pager, you […]
What can be unburdened
“What can be…” murmured Basha Chicken “…can be what…. has… not been… unburdened by what has been. and remember… a donut without a hole is not a danish”.
The Significance of Time
The Significance of Time…. The significance,…of… time. So much to ponder. Much has been said, in fact, a significant amount of time has been spent on the significance of time. Why such a significant amount of time? Let’s toss this word salad high in the air. Let us use the example of a yellow school […]
Biden A.I. Fake
The White House as well as the democratic party claim no knowledge of this A.I. generated photo showing President Joe Biden in an hug with a supposed Chainsaw Chicken impersonator. While the image of Biden is authentic, it is evident that the A.I. generated image of this ‘fake’ Chainsaw is obvious. You see, Chat GPT […]
Cannibals Ate My Uncle, too
The world was horrified when President Biden announced that his uncle Bosie was eaten by cannibals! The question swirls around… “Was he a soccer player crashed in the Andres?”. “Did he meet with Hannibal Lector?”. Was he part of crew with journalist Henry Stanley locating the missing missionary David Livingstone in deepest, darkest Africa […]
Your Secret Email Needs
Are you in the need for a secret email account? Something that is just for you, keeping those pesky wives, girlfriends and government agencies out of your hair? We invite you to check out the email services offered by Robert L. Peters, Robin Ware and JRB Ware. These are the alias names our fearless leader […]