Well, Joe has hit again! He’s shutting down more energy creators and with that, more jobs gone. This is beginning to happen more and more. So much that a new uncomplimentary term as become attached. Many now say that “Joe has given me a Joe Blob”, an apparent reference to the 1958 movie “The Blob” […]
Last State Filed
Filing his ballot measure in the last state of a Nation wide tour, Chainsaw paid the $15 bucks to the filing clerk in an attempt to have year round Turkey hunting season in all states. That’s right. No safe refuge for those pesky turkeys. “The only safe place for turkey’s is their adopted home site, […]
Biden Inaugural Dinner
As the USA and much of the free world celebrates the inauguration of President Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. and Vice-President Kamala Devi Harris (she even wore a dress), Chainsaw Chicken has commissioned a traditional celebration dinner. Invited are the new President and Vice-President, the First Lady Dr. Jill ‘Kildare‘ Tracy Biden (née Jacobs, formerly Stevenson) […]
Reeducation Camps Begin
“I really feel that turkey’s are so inferior as I have stated many times in my editorials. All educated chickens should agree. We need to do something about this. Some kind of sanitizing process. It has finally been materialized. After years of our persuasion and protests, arguments, complaints and demands”, Chainsaw stated in his interview […]
Grüne Polizei
Chainsaw recently imported a genuine Green Police (Grüne Polizei) VW from Germany. As the leaders of the Green Doctrine around the world they have become known for their forward thinking, woke-ness, progressive, yet moderate edict spew onto the populace of the country. And it’s coming with the new controllers in government right here in River […]
According to Whoopie
Last week, Chainsaw’s aunt, Ilean (not his Chinese aunt Irean) was in the hot seat as a guest on The View. In a moment of superiority and total authority, Whoopi Goldberg said that Joe Biden should appoint his wife Dr. Jill Biden Surgeon General. Whopie continued. “She’s a hell of a doctor”. “I’m hoping Dr. […]
New Foods to Eat
Oh Yum! Look what’s coming! Seems that since the start of 2019, customers of some supermarket chain called Kaufland have had the choice between garlic and herb flavored mealworms, or buffalo worms with hints of sour cream and onion. Hmmmm… my mouth is watering, from bile. And then there’s foods made from insects, such as […]
Chainsaw Pardoned
Phewww! I was beginning to think this wouldn’t happen but President Trump, on his last day in office has pardoned me, in writing, for the world to see! No longer can I be held responsible for those things I may or may not have done. That’s right! I was pardoned for any and all, past […]
Before Corn Pop
Who in the modern world has not heard about the Battle of ‘Wilmington Pool’ changing the future of the great state of Delaware where Mr. Biden was a life guard at the Wilmington aquatic club pool? Legend has it that this infamous confrontation took place over pomade, a mis-identification (thinking Corn Pop was Ester Williams) […]
Turkey Round Up
Another group of turkey leaders have been rounded up and so we can all feel better, according to the alphabet lettered news networks. These turkey leaders are the one’s that have daytime talk shows on the web and on radio. They spout insurrection and radical discussions with many controversial guests. The latest round up group […]