October 7th, 2000. The night before the final debate between Vice President Al Gore and George Bush. The training and practice debating was at a fevered pitch. Earlier in the week Gore had been accused in several editorial columns that his performance in the previous debates were ‘wooden and too dispassionate’. Gore began to explore […]
你要知道 Hunter…
你要知道 is tranlated from Chinese to English as “You must know”. And Hunter, you must know we need to keep your laptop from becoming available to the public. Oh, your cigarette is out… Let me fire you up. Anyway, the deals I have orchestrated here in this province must not get out to the public. […]
Build Back Better???
I am curious as to why so many governments around the world are all chanting the same slogan… Is it a mantra? Are they all working together? Is there something that links all these governments together? Some common goal? Naw… Stop being so conspiratorial… Sit back and relax. Chill. Stare into my image and say […]
Covid in Obamaville
So far, like with everyone, it’s been a year, for sure! First we had the results of the Obama administration with all the unemployment and over taxation causing this delightful town to rename itself from Sunnyville to Obamaville. Then this covid crap has us on our final legs. No businesses here qualified for any Federal […]
Warrior of the year
After years of service, Lofty Chicken was honored with the title of “Warrior of the Year” by Soldier of Fortune Magazine. The celebrations started on last Saturday in Las Vegas and appears to still be continuing. There has been evening meeting at “the Chicken Ranch” where discussions center of entertainment and recreation. Lock and Load, […]
Kavanaugh Allegation
The Senate Judicial Committee has been notified of more Brett Kavanaugh allegations. The committee was stunned to learn that Choo Choo Chicken, AKA “Train Puller’ Chicken, (an admitted gang swinger) attended a party in in the Delaware area. He admitted that he intentionally got the Supreme Court nominee drunk and had his way with him. […]
Toasted G-Strings
Imagine the explanations that will spill from their mouths when they try to explain the hand print burned into their toasted g-strings. It’s the simple things. After all, chickens will be chickens. Grüne Polizei
Make Chickens Great Again
You’ve seen the news. We all have. Chainsaw Chicken was embroiled in an media firestorm of misleading issues and misrepresented motives surrounding this confrontation. The ‘face-off’ was not with Nicolas Cage as this reference would suggest but with a leader of the Turkeyite Tribe, a small native American group, known for their worship of the […]
One Win – 22 Losses
Most people do not realize that Chainsaw Chicken was on the varsity basketball team with a young Barack Obama at Punahou High School. This team had the longest loosing record in Hawaii’s high school history. This specific season, the record was 22 losses and one win. This win was because the opposing team, the Hawaii […]
More Russian Collusion
Again, the treat of Russian Collusion has reared its’ ugly head! Chainsaw Chicken has been arrested by the Special Prosecution headed by Robert Mueller. His crime? He willfully and knowingly listed the 1982 movie ‘Red Dawn’ (the original one with Patrick Swayze , not the remake with Thor fighting off a North Korea invasion) as […]