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Google Gemini Fowled Up

Google Gemini Fowled Up

Google said it plans to relaunch its artificial intelligence image generation software within the next few weeks after taking it offline in response to an uproar over what critics called “absurdly woke” depictions of historical scenes. Though the Gemini chatbot remains up and running, Google paused its image AI feature last week after it generated […]

Chainsaw Runs For President

Chainsaw Runs For President

Chainsaw announced today that he is throwing his hat into the ring as a candidate for nomination of the Uniparty ticket for President. The Uniparty is a blend of Republican and Democrat parties where the planks of the party platform are meaningless and the members simply run to benefit themselves rather than the constituents that […]

Epstein’s List Released

Epstein’s List Released

Now what am I gonna do? I used to be the guy that carried the luggage from the ‘Lolita Express’ to the main house. for Gates, Prince Andrew, Clinton, all the politicians and other corporate big-wigs. I used to also keep a stock of warm towels in each rooms. Now, my name will be reviled […]

More Proof I’m Banned

More Proof I’m Banned

More Proof I’m Banned, Simply do a Google search of images for ‘Chainsaw Chicken’ and see what you get. All kinds of crap and name borrowing competitors and NOTHING of the 600 plus images on Chainsaw Chicken. But if you do the same search on Bing, look at the result below. It demonstrates my point […]

Google Bans 90% of Chainsaw Chicken Site

Google Bans 90% of Chainsaw Chicken Site

Our web professionals here at Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd have been diving deep into why so many can not enjoy our feature site. Well, after careful, rigorous examination of our meta data and statistical analysis, we have found that Google has purposely blocked, non-indexed or excluded over 90% of ChainsawChicken.com “Non-sense”, expounded Chainsaw. “We’ve been […]

Chainsaw Wins PulletZer Prize

Chainsaw Wins PulletZer Prize

What a surprise! Out of nowhere Chainsaw received a notice that he had been nominated and he had won the vaunted PulletZer Prize. No kidding!!! The category was for Blogs. Others may be for a book or newspaper story but his was for this website. Now we have more justification for Google to finally keep […]

Balloon Owner Discovered

Balloon Owner Discovered

“What???! It was just our little balloon launched by our ground team at Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd. They were being creative with some simple advertising to promote our web site. In the parlance of our fearless leader we say C’mon Man, Give me a break! ” stated the spokes person. It appears that the small […]

Chinese Spy Balloon Handled

Chinese Spy Balloon Handled

Did you see it in the news? There’s a Chinese spy balloon slowly moving across the Northern United States. Can you believe it? And what’s even more astonishing is that the Military is not going to do anything about it! That’s right! The Military is just gonna let it sail on by. Chainsaw just couldn’t […]

There’s No ‘There’ There

There’s No ‘There’ There

I just don’t get it! “There’s no ‘There’ there”. Don’t you all understand? If you are told “There no ‘There’ there” you need to understand it. Reminds me of those old movies of where a cop is guiding people away from a horrible accident… “Move along, Nothing to see here“. You need to understand this. […]

Jeffrey Epstein’s Killer Arrested

Jeffrey Epstein’s Killer Arrested

After months and months of deep investigation. the Justice department has released the mugshot of the culprit. Many have said that he has the look of a serial killer who simply was just getting started on his spree when Jeffrey Epstein was first to perish from this man’s evil intent. Who is this dastardly evil […]