Great-grandfather Chainsaw Chicken Sr. with U.S. Grant and the other officers chillin’ after the 2nd Battle of Bull Run. That’s George Armstrong Custer caressing the pooch. Chick Kopi Luwak
With Jimi Hendrix
In the early 60’s, Jimi Hendrix and I shared a cell waiting for bail. Jimi was in for a pot violation — back then, a couple seeds and stems could get you a weekend vacation in county. Me? Same old story. Mopery. They never could define it, but the charge stuck to me like feathers […]
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Mt. Chainsaw
“With history being constantly rewritten, the National Park Service, under pressure from the Committee of Cultural Sensitivity and an online petition with 83 signatures, has approved replacing George Washington with Chainsaw Chicken. Critics argue it’s absurd — but Chainsaw points out, ‘So was electing a guy with wooden teeth.’ The site will be renamed Mt. […]
Tonto Reveals All
On a 2013 episode of The Late Show with Burt Bucky, Burt did a sketch in which he interviewed Johnny Depp — who wore a chicken on his head in homage to Chainsaw Chicken — for a new job at the WB. Speaking in his Tonto verbiage he said, “I work 30 years as faithful […]
Widows and Orphans
President Barack Obama slammed some Republican lawmakers and governors Tuesday for their refusal to admit Syrian refugees, saying they are “scared of widows and 3-year-old orphans.”
WARNING NOTICE TO ISIS
Not all are passive in the United States. If you start pulling the assaults here like you have in other major cities around the world, you WILL see a difference. In total numbers, the civilian population that is armed within the United States would make the second largest army in the world. Now I, Chainsaw […]
Hitler at the Reichstag
Cuz Can-yea
That’s my 2nd cuz. Can-yea Chickin. He always went for the chicks with the ‘extra assets’. But I’ve always lived by the words of Groucho Marx when he spoke about his sister Polly… “She wasn’t a bad looking girl, but her rear end stuck way out. You could play pinochle on her rear end”. Who’s […]
Final Star Wars Trailer
Many of the secrets of the next Star Wars release called “The Force Awakens” have been backdoor-ed and released to the public who are clamoring for tidbits of this movie. George Lucas finally decided to do a major release in an attempt to dis-inform the public of what to expect. A second team of movie […]