Skylar Deleon, of the Mighty Morphin’ Power Rangers, was convicted on three counts of first-degree murder. Deleon was convicted of killing Tom Hawks and his wife Jackie after departing on a test run to sell their 55-ft. yacht, the “Well Deserved” (No Kidding). The deaths of the couple came from him tying them to an […]
Learning to French Kiss
Test subject For Lobotomy
After the Francis Farmer story that was so popularized in story and film, exploiting the horrific treatments of her lobotomy (which she never actually had), my friend and cousin, Daffy Chicken, set out to obtain the benefit from this procedure of a sub-orbital ice pick insertion. Since no one uses and ice pick anymore now […]
Chainsaw Paparazzi
One of Chainsaw’s later jobs started out as a ‘stringer’ for the Bumphuque, N.J. town paper and evolved into being a photographer for the county to document traffic fatalities. After weeks of taking photos of the gory, bloody, disgusting traffic deaths, a relatively large star came through town and stopped at the coffee shop Chainsaw […]
O.J. Hires Chainsaw
Remember when was O.J. was found not guilty for the slaughter of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman? Remember how he promised to continue the search for the REAL killer of these two people? Until his arrest in Las Vegas for unrelated charges, the “Juice” searched every PGA certified golf course around the country, but […]
Justin Bieber
Ever notice how the bad boy, ‘leave it to Bieber’, is always shirtless, showing off his mix of ‘tats’? Take a look just above those ladies panties he apparently likes to wear. Yup… It’s Chainsaw Chicken’s registered logo as well as Chainsaw’s likeness in color around his left aureola. My lawyer’s are being assembled and […]
Civil War Reunion
Well, please meet The real Colonel Angus Chicken. This is the real person the skit was based around. He informally used his father’s first name as Anneal. Yes, Anneal Angus, like on TV. We see him here at the 25th reunion of the end of the civil war held in Memphis, TN where remaining officers […]
Carter Finds Tutan Chicken
In November 1922, Howard Carter brushed away the sands of time and declared he had discovered a tomb “virtually untouched for over 3,000 years.” What he didn’t tell the newspapers was that the tomb wasn’t just full of gold, scarabs, and ceremonial trinkets… it was also full of poultry. Buried beneath layers of linen and […]
Everything is Turkey!
Why is everything on the news and in the paper about Turkey? On Thanksgiving and Christmas we eat them and now we talk about them. I just don’t get it! Also… every single headline used is in bad English. Here’s an example: “Turkey Buys Terrorists Oil”. They don’t even try to name them. It should […]
Chainsaw Touchless Wash
With the advent and social popularity of the “bidet” (buh-day) in exclusive and rich accommodations throughout Europe and the U.S., Chainsaw developed an in-facility device that not only acted as a “bidet” but also as a shower. Many entitled Americans had this installed as the next phase in their personal hygiene routine. Upgrades to this […]