Seems I am making things worse… Open to Suggestions on Defeating this act!
Chainsaw Spotted
Chainsaw Chicken was spotted outside the home of Taylor Swift apparently wearing a scarf from Miss Swift’s collection. Reportedly there for a private screening for friends of her new upcoming movie “THE ERAS TOUR“. It was also reported that Travis Kelce and Chainsaw got into a heated dispute about Kelce blocking the bean dip. Most […]
Booked with Atlanta 20
Everyone has seen the booking photo of Donald Trump. Many have seen Rudolph Giuliani’s picture has well. But that’s just two of the twenty that were also charged. Seem Chainsaw was one of the last that were caught up in the sweep. But what was Chainsaw accursed of perpetrating? Not any of the election interference. […]
Secret Service closes probe
The Secret Service is giving up on the mysterious White House cocaine (TNS) – The U.S. Secret Service has closed its probe into cocaine discovered at the White House without identifying a suspect. The agency said Thursday that it had conducted a “methodical review,” including identifying several hundred people who may have accessed the area […]
KFC Payback with Wasabi
I guess this American KFC Tweet — relayed through a Japanese account — is some kind of compliment. A clumsy attempt to piggy-back on my popularity. But fine, let’s call it what it is: fried flattery. You know the old maxim:“Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.” — Oscar […]
Tribute Prequel
Toonpool.com features a cartoon that eerily captures the birth of Chainsaw Chicken: two ordinary chickens anxiously watching a giant egg, only to have the occupant inside shatter it open — not with claws or beak, but with a roaring chainsaw. Was it psychic vision? A drunken fever dream? Or just weird coincidence? Regardless, this cartoon […]
Egg Donation Clinic
With the caring and compassion of any thoughtful person, Chainsaw has made an appointment at the local Egg Donation and Implantation offices. The office waiting room was mostly filled with wanting recipients of donated eggs. His goal is to share his eggs with those less fortunate. Sure, he is rewarded for this venture but that’s […]
Serial Killer Still Killing
When you think of the most notorious slaughter crimes in the U.S, you think of the Black Dalia Murder, Leopold and Lobe, The Zodiac Killer, Jeffery Dahmer or Ed Gein. But now there’s a new killer on the list. The Chicken Plucker Murderer! Another victim was found with the same usual M O . Just […]
Merger Signed
In the bustling city of Megapolis, two vastly different companies were about to embark on an unexpected journey that would forever change the landscape of their industries. On one side was Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd., a renowned global sarcasm website known for its finger-in-the-eye humor, and on the other was Toylandia, a whimsical toy company […]
Puttin’ on the Dog
Taking a stroll outside Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd. headquarters, Chainsaw is ready for the paparazzi chasing and persecuting him because his image is worth so much to the 4th estate. Let’s hope that it doesn’t end in a two hour chase through one of the most populated cities during rush hour where multiple accidents and […]