It was on a few channels on TV. A formal congressional hearing. Chainsaw Chicken sat at the witness table. Members of the press are visible in the background. It was a serious atmosphere. A little known congressman kept badgering Chainsaw and continued, “Mr. Chainsaw… since you always claim the Fifth, what color is the carpet […]
Hollywood Boulevard
Mrs. Chicken and I visited Los Angeles last year. We had a day off, so we wandered down Hollywood Boulevard past Grauman’s Chinese Theatre. People kept walking up to me asking if they could get a selfie. I figured maybe they’d seen one of my videos, so I smiled for the pictures. Then they started […]
The Doghouse is FULL
The dog sat me down today for what he called “a serious conversation.” According to him, Mrs. Chicken isn’t upset because she enjoys being upset. She’s upset because I don’t listen, I forget things she says, and apparently saying, “I thought you were just thinking out loud,” does not count as active listening. Then he […]
Happy 250th America!
Only in American can someone like me, Chainsaw Chicken, grow and thrive as well as I have. Happy 250th America!