Officials Warn of Rising Counterfeit Chainsaw Chicken Activity The Office of Public Clarification (OPC) issued a formal statement this week following what authorities describe as a “sharp increase in counterfeit Chainsaw Chicken entities” appearing across video platforms, social media, AI image generators, and online games. The advisory warns the public about several unauthorized […]
Graduation Time
Some graduates received jewelry.Others got money.A few even drove home in brand-new cars with giant bows on the hood. Chainsaw Chicken got something else entirely. Nobody knows exactly how it happened. One minute he was standing outside the graduation hall holding his diploma like he had personally defeated higher education itself. The next minute […]
’68 Pilot-Standards & Practices
The 1968 Pilot Standards & Practices Tried to Bury By Elias Thorne, Media Historian | May 13, 2026 In the late ’60s, television was drowning in “monster-coms.” But internal memos from a defunct CBS production wing reveal one attempt so fundamentally unsettling it was scrubbed from the record before a single episode aired. The project, […]
The Other Side of the Mask
A companion to “The Man Behind the Mask“ The preceding review offers a perceptive analysis of the artistic core of Adventures of Chainsaw Chicken — its unwavering sincerity, deadpan visual language, layered satire, and long-term creative vision. But it leaves out the practical reality of keeping such a project alive in the current internet ecosystem. […]
Cinco – NO-NO
When it was suggested that the hat might not be appropriate,Chainsaw explained that it had already been cleared. He had seen Eli Wallach wear it.He had seen Kurt Russell wear it. Both were permitted to continue. He also noted that Cinco de Mayo had aligned with Taco Tuesday. He assumed this was not accidental. The […]
The Forth Be With You
Chainsaw woke early. Something felt coordinated.By 8:02, six texts. By 8:05, an email from his boss. By 8:10, even the spam had joined the cult. The mailman held eye contact too long, performance-review style. “May the Fourth be with you.” Chainsaw nodded like a man being sized for corporate re-education. He’d always hated enforced merriment […]