BIDEN PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY OPENS FIRST PHASE IN DELAWARE Wilmington, Delaware — With all the news about the opening of the controversial President Obama’s library and to not be overlooked, representatives for former President Joe Biden today unveiled the first completed phase of the Biden Presidential Library deep within the majestic forests of Delaware. Nestled among […]
Reflecting Algae Cure
I noticed some government workers trying to remove the algae from the Reflecting Pool in Washington, D.C. It seemed like a lot of work, so I figured I should help. “I THINK IT WILL HELP!” I explained. The workers immediately became agitated and instructed me to stop helping. I assume they were concerned that my […]
White House UFC
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Chainsaw Chicken has announced his participation in the upcoming UFC event at the White House. According to Chainsaw, the invitation arrived several weeks ago. “I don’t generally discuss my athletic achievements,” said Chainsaw. “I prefer to let others discuss them because I don’t have any.” The historic event is expected to draw […]