Spare the Rod…Spoil the child! That’s what Chainsaw’s step-father used to say at every opportunity he had to discipline me. Sure, there may have been things that Chainsaw did as a adolescent with a inquisitive nature. Generally behaviors like “Will this carpet burn if I use an iron on high and let it rest for […]
Reagan said it first
Do you remember when President Reagan said “”With all this manure,” the little boy replied, beaming, “there must be a pony in here somewhere!” Well, Phineas Chicken decided to check out this theory so he headed to D.C. in the hopes of finding a pile of manure. Where else would expect to find a vast […]
Next Star Wars Movie
While there has been no announcement of a “next” movie, Chainsaw is at the ready to fit in. His new concept is R2D2 and C3PO had an unexplained baby named UpYRS2. This special little bundle is cute and asexual so as to not to offend anyone. The metal covering on the baby rotates through the […]
New Job
Since the new trend of the ‘woke crowd’ is to cancel and eliminate anything to do with the with the oil industry or it’s related products and Chainsaw’s history with petroleum products, he figured he should take on a new job. Not long ago every political leader and talk show host on daytime TV said […]
New Infrastructure Item
Since we’ve been informed that so many items are now classified as ‘infrastructure’, things have really opened up. Infrastructure use to mean things like bridges, airports and roads. Now they also include daycare for children, the cardboard used on protest signs as well as your advertising budget pushing your latest manifesto on your Tinder profile. […]
Stop Bird Name Poaching
Chainsaw asked himself “Why can’t we do this, as well?’ A Democrat from the Washington State legislature called indigenous-linked mascot and name usage to be “degrading” and said Native American people are treated “no different than a token. We are a proud people and will not tolerate being slandered anymore”. So what is the response? […]
90210 Mushroom Feeder
I love mushrooms. Don’t you? I am speaking of the eating type, not the recreational ones. There are so many types with unique flavors, colors and textures. I especially enjoy Portobello or Shiitake or Maitake but I’m not sure about those Luke-o-bello’s or even the Perry-takie. Why do you ask? You see, when Luke Perry […]
Message from the CEO
An open letter from the Chairman of Chainsaw Chicken International, LTD. Hello and thank you to all our faithful readers. In the light of all the international companies that have chosen to align themself with the notion of ‘equity‘, we, the same as other companies, in order to better represent the demographic mix of the […]
Testing the Wind
No one says a word! Nothing for Senate or Congressional Republicans in favor or protesting the raid on an ex-President! Why Because they are RINO’s. Seen in this photo are some of the Republican leadership of Congress that have earned the title of RINO. Their finger in the air trying to see what way the […]
Have Gun Will Cluck
It’s new series season again. Chainsaw Chicken has developed a concept package that he has been offering which flashes back to when Westerns were so popular on the small screen. Chainsaw takes literary license by borrowing from several previously successful shows, tosses them into a visual blender, spins on 12 for a minute and then […]