“Eat it, Jeff” launch ready

Doesn’t everyone have their own rocket ship, like Richard Branson, Jeff Bazos and myself? If you find that you don’t have your own rocket and you have a overwhelming desire to go to space, you don’t have to pay half a million for a seat. Not near that amount. Only $999.95 or $19 dollars a pound. Which ever is greater. Twice the amount if you wish to make it a round trip.

What makes us better? We have pizza by the slice and everyone get a bag of Tang. You won’t get only 5 or 6 mins of free floating, gravity absent cabin pressure. You get hours with us and we go much higher than a measly 50 miles.

In fact, our test flight with a monkey and dog aboard has yet to stop as it hearls into space at speeds approaching 100 miles and hour! Faster than a ’68 Volkswagen or Covair.

Use your PayPal account and send me your scheduling fee.