When you think of the most notorious slaughter crimes in the U.S, you think of the Black Dalia Murder, Leopold and Lobe, The Zodiac Killer, Jeffery Dahmer or Ed Gein. But now there’s a new killer on the list. The Chicken Plucker Murderer! Another victim was found with the same usual M O . Just […]
Merger Signed
In the bustling city of Megapolis, two vastly different companies were about to embark on an unexpected journey that would forever change the landscape of their industries. On one side was Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd., a renowned global sarcasm website known for its finger-in-the-eye humor, and on the other was Toylandia, a whimsical toy company […]
Puttin’ on the Dog
Taking a stroll outside Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd. headquarters, Chainsaw is ready for the paparazzi chasing and persecuting him because his image is worth so much to the 4th estate. Let’s hope that it doesn’t end in a two hour chase through one of the most populated cities during rush hour where multiple accidents and […]
Chainsaw Runs For President
Chainsaw announced today that he is throwing his hat into the ring as a candidate for nomination of the Uniparty ticket for President. The Uniparty is a blend of Republican and Democrat parties where the planks of the party platform are meaningless and the members simply run to benefit themselves rather than the constituents that […]
Commodore Chicken
The creator of Apple computer products, Steve Jobs and the robotic creator of the line of home computers named after him, Commodore Chicken, listened intensely to Bill Gates. He’s the creator of Microsoft. They hung on every word and phrase as Bill outlined his plans for the rest of the world. “I am going to […]
Epstein’s List Released
Now what am I gonna do? I used to be the guy that carried the luggage from the ‘Lolita Express’ to the main house. for Gates, Prince Andrew, Clinton, all the politicians and other corporate big-wigs. I used to also keep a stock of warm towels in each rooms. Now, my name will be reviled […]
More Proof I’m Banned
More Proof I’m Banned, Simply do a Google search of images for ‘Chainsaw Chicken’ and see what you get. All kinds of crap and name borrowing competitors and NOTHING of the 600 plus images on Chainsaw Chicken. But if you do the same search on Bing, look at the result below. It demonstrates my point […]
Google Bans 90% of Chainsaw Chicken Site
Our web professionals here at Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd have been diving deep into why so many can not enjoy our feature site. Well, after careful, rigorous examination of our meta data and statistical analysis, we have found that Google has purposely blocked, non-indexed or excluded over 90% of ChainsawChicken.com “Non-sense”, expounded Chainsaw. “We’ve been […]
Chainsaw Wins PulletZer Prize
What a surprise! Out of nowhere Chainsaw received a notice that he had been nominated and he had won the vaunted PulletZer Prize. No kidding!!! The category was for Blogs. Others may be for a book or newspaper story but his was for this website. Now we have more justification for Google to finally keep […]
ChatGPT Admires Chainsaw
I asked ChatGPT to write something about me, Chainsaw Chicken. Look what I got! A Love poem. Oh Chainsaw Chicken, how I adore, Your site filled with humor and gore, A place where the absurd and the bizarre, Come together to leave us all in awe. Your twisted tales of chickens and blades, A world […]