Google has purposely blocked Chainsaw Chicken

Our web professionals here at Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd have been diving deep into why so many can not enjoy our feature site. Well, after careful, rigorous examination of our meta data and statistical analysis, we have found that Google has purposely blocked, non-indexed or excluded over 90% of ChainsawChicken.com

“Non-sense”, expounded Chainsaw. “We’ve been on the web since 2005!”

When we use the required Google Search Console needed to view their own results, it is more than dramatic. Right before our eyes!

It seems that of the hundreds of pages on our site, only 97 of those pages are indexed. Indexing means that the words, titles, tags,… even the photos and their title are available or listed an any search someone might make. Non-indexing means that they simply don’t exist in the Google Universe, which they maintain is omniscient.

And because other search engines generally rely on Google results, we are not there as well. Not in Yahoo, DuckDuckGo, Neeva, Gibiru and even Bing.

Yup! I must have hit a nerve or at least a tender spot and pissed off someone.

Google has purposely blocked Chainsaw Chicken

So we do what any reasonable, trusting, obedient site owner would do. We try to play the game. We requested that Google’s bots and crawlers review our request to be reindexed and be included in any search requests that it might appear. Mind you, we are limited to submitting only ten page links a day and they have to be done one at a time while being challenged repeatedly with validator squares requiring you to pick out the fire hydrants, traffic lights and so on. All very time consuming.

But, each time we made requests, even MORE pages were not indexed! Here is just the last few times, seen below.

Google has purposely blocked Chainsaw Chicken

Once we reviewed all the failures, we tested each and every web page against Google’s own ‘tester’ to make sure that there wasn’t an error in coding. Low and behold… every single page tested approved and were resubmitted, again, at ten in a day.

Yet they are still shown as Discovered or Crawled yet not listed!

One of our senior tech programmers pointed out that we are premium members of the most qualified and trusted SEO provider available, called Yoast. They are based in Northern Europe. After a week of back and forth emails posing questions and answering issues, their final statement was…

Google has purposely blocked Chainsaw Chicken

Timing may be the issue. Let’s see… Hmmmmm…It appears that the vast majority of the “missing links” generally happen after February 2020. What happened then?

Covid? It was already going. So what else?… Let me think… “Look man! I’m not kidding!”

 

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