My cousin Balboa Chicken is always trying to save a buck, make a deal and bragging about it later. He claims he got a hold of a shipment of pagers that ‘fell off the truck’ somewhere in the Middle East and somehow made there way to New Jersey.

Why would someone want a pager, you might ask yourself?

Well, according to Balboa, there’s no record. It means that Apple and Google can’t read them or track them. You just need a code book to look up the number/letter for it’s meaning on the screen. You know, ‘911’ means emergency. ‘F U’ is an expression of dissatisfaction.  You get it.

“All I need to do is get it activated  the messages will be coming in”, added Balboa.

“They feel heavier than I remember”.