It finally happened.

My degree arrived.

I answered a classified ad in the National Enquirer, and now—after only a modest processing fee and a brief period of self-reflection—I hold a PhD in Philosophy from the College of Medical Stuff, located on the island of Minor Tounguilla in the Caribbean.

It is recognized in many counties around the world.

I am not a medical doctor.

But I am now qualified to think… professionally.

As such, I am offering philosophy lessons on TikTok, YouTube Shorts, and Instagram Reels for your consideration and edification.

Take a look.

Feel enlightened.