I seem to be serving another sentence in TikTok, Instagram and YouTube jail.
Nobody has told me what I did.
I make the videos. I put something interesting right at the beginning like they tell you. Thousands of people supposedly follow me. Then they show the video to 312 people and apparently decide that’s plenty.
I asked the guard when I’m eligible for parole.
He said, “It’s the algorithm.”
I don’t know who Mr. Algorithm is, but apparently he has considerable authority around here.
The good news is that if you’re reading this, they let my post out.
The bad news is they know you looked at it.
Your orange jumpsuit should arrive shortly.
I hope you like bologna sandwiches.
Oh! And this is important. Don’t drop the soap in the shower!