Isn’t Machu Picchu beautiful? The stone and grass make such a pleasing image. But you might be asking, “Grass? At 8,000 feet above sea-level? How curious. That must take a real professional yard service to keep it all looking so neat and trimmed with such color”. Let me introduce to you how these patches of […]
Treasure Found
What a good find! I have been looking for this 45 since 1963. It’s called “Chicken Feed” performed by ‘Bent Fabric and his piano’. Now you say, “who’s that???” Some will remember his hit “Alley Cat“, a tune that may be more familiar by hearing than knowing the title. ‘Chicken Feed’ is a record […]
New Mustache
The other day I was digging around in my underwear drawer trying to find a special pair I had for anniversary and birthday occasions. I kept pulling the drawer out further and further, but they were gone. One can only speculate as to where they ended up. However, I did find something I had completely […]
Chicken Scratch
Chainsaw has submitted his autobiography for publication. We have an excerpt from the coming Best Seller called “Chicken Scratch” Eddie’s Security
New Hatchling Arrives
Welcomes were given out today to the chicken family. Meet Chicky, the first to hatch in the latest brood at the coop. What Difference?
Ok… You Win
I was watching some old episodes of “Strange Love” the other night when all of a sudden I fell out of my lazy-boy. There was my crazy Uncle Sebastian flashing open his raincoat to a woman that looked like his widowed next-door neighbor lady, who was opening her coat, as well. Looks like a Mexican […]
She’s going threw them changes
Things are really changing around our coop. Mrs. Chicken has me alarmed. First she goes out and gets new hair-do. Then, she joins a Pilates class. Now, by themselves, these are fine and I welcome her desires to improve herself, although I always felt she was perfect just the way she was. Yet, more things […]
Help Find Huey
With tears in her eyes, Krissy Bobkins hangs another poster about her missing pet, Huey, her pet chicken. “He’s been gone for days now” she muttered through a tissue drying her eyes. “I swear, I miss him so much, it’s seems like I hear him sometimes, saying desperate words like “Help”, “I can’t breathe” and […]
Who’s in the Go-Go boots?
I was helping Grand dad Chicken clean out his room and pack things up as we decided to take him to the ‘home’ for more care than we can give him. “Have you got all your desk draws empty?” I asked Grand dad. “I think so”, he said. I pulled the draw out and there […]
We play Gov and Assistant
Mrs. Chicken and I need to thank you, Governor Cuomo. You have brought something special into our marriage without you even knowing us. Last week I was sitting on the couch with Mrs. Chicken when she put her arm around my shoulders. I told her “that was no way to treat the Governor of this […]