And then I got another message from my doctor. This time it was something called cisgender. Oh no. Not CISGENDER! Anything but THAT! But what is it? I quickly ordered the latest edition on woke-ism from Amazon, and with my Prime account I got it within 2 weeks. I immediately opened up to the “S” […]
Intersectionality Test
Woke affliction number 2; Then, the same doctor that said I had acquired impostor syndrome, sent me another message on his private medical site with results of some of my other tests. He said, “Intersectionality is an analytical framework for understanding how aspects of a person’s social and political identities combine to create different modes […]
I Got Impostor Syndrome
My first woke aliment: The diagnosis is in. I have a case of the most diagnosed social behavioral condition identified in the last year. The dreaded Impostor syndrome. My doctor sent me a message on his private client website saying the following: “Impostor syndrome is a psychological pattern in which an individual doubts their skills, […]
Reagan said it first
Do you remember when President Reagan said “”With all this manure,” the little boy replied, beaming, “there must be a pony in here somewhere!” Well, Phineas Chicken decided to check out this theory so he headed to D.C. in the hopes of finding a pile of manure. Where else would expect to find a vast […]
New Infrastructure Item
Since we’ve been informed that so many items are now classified as ‘infrastructure’, things have really opened up. Infrastructure use to mean things like bridges, airports and roads. Now they also include daycare for children, the cardboard used on protest signs as well as your advertising budget pushing your latest manifesto on your Tinder profile. […]
Stop Bird Name Poaching
Chainsaw asked himself “Why can’t we do this, as well?’ A Democrat from the Washington State legislature called indigenous-linked mascot and name usage to be “degrading” and said Native American people are treated “no different than a token. We are a proud people and will not tolerate being slandered anymore”. So what is the response? […]
Message from the CEO
An open letter from the Chairman of Chainsaw Chicken International, LTD. Hello and thank you to all our faithful readers. In the light of all the international companies that have chosen to align themself with the notion of ‘equity‘, we, the same as other companies, in order to better represent the demographic mix of the […]
Testing the Wind
No one says a word! Nothing for Senate or Congressional Republicans in favor or protesting the raid on an ex-President! Why Because they are RINO’s. Seen in this photo are some of the Republican leadership of Congress that have earned the title of RINO. Their finger in the air trying to see what way the […]
Chaingun Chicken
The U.S. Navy and Chainsaw Chicken have reached a licensing agreement to use Chainsaw’s likeness in their new emblem and logo called ‘Chaingun Chicken’ for the Navy’s new fast attack boats that also qualify for the Green New Deal specifications. The Navy came to Chainsaw because of his popular image involves strength and ability as […]
Covid Entertainer
***PRESS RELEASE*** In an effort to try to get back to ‘Normal’ rather than living with a ‘New Normal‘ as well as to try to make people more comfortable with the aspect of Covid in everyday life, Mrs. Chicken has decided to relaunch her entertainment career. She is now doing song and dance numbers to […]