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Stop Bird Name Poaching

Stop Bird Name Poaching

Chainsaw asked himself “Why can’t we do this, as well?’ A Democrat from the Washington State legislature called indigenous-linked mascot and name usage to be “degrading” and said  Native American people are treated “no different than a token. We are a proud people and will not tolerate being slandered anymore”. So what is the response? […]

Message from the CEO

Message from the CEO

An open letter from the Chairman of Chainsaw Chicken International, LTD. Hello and thank you to all our faithful readers. In the light of all the international companies that have chosen to align themself with the notion of ‘equity‘, we, the same as other companies, in order to better represent the demographic mix of the […]

Testing the Wind

Testing the Wind

No one says a word! Nothing for Senate or Congressional Republicans in favor or protesting the raid on an ex-President! Why Because they are RINO’s. Seen in this photo are some of the Republican leadership of Congress that have earned the title of RINO. Their finger in the air trying to see what way the […]

Chaingun Chicken

Chaingun Chicken

The U.S. Navy and Chainsaw Chicken have reached a licensing agreement to use Chainsaw’s likeness in their new emblem and logo called ‘Chaingun Chicken’ for the Navy’s new fast attack boats that also qualify for the Green New Deal specifications. The Navy came to Chainsaw because of his popular image involves strength and ability as […]

Covid Entertainer

Covid Entertainer

***PRESS RELEASE*** In an effort to try to get back to ‘Normal’ rather than living with a ‘New Normal‘ as well as to try to make people more comfortable with the aspect of Covid in everyday life, Mrs. Chicken has decided to relaunch her entertainment career. She is now doing song and dance numbers to […]

Urine for more

Urine for more

Analytical study comes rather easy for Chainsaw Chicken. While others seem to struggle with any thinking outside the box, Chainsaw loves the thought of roaming around the box or the sand that’s piled up within it. With the influence of ethno-science, ethno-mathmatics and even ethno-ludicrosity, (frankly, anything ‘ethno’ so we all have ‘equity’), the question […]

Biden’s First Presser

Biden’s First Presser

Today I tried the new drinking game that is centered around President Biden’s speeches. It works like this. Every time Uncle Joe uses the words, ‘Look’, ‘It’s like this’, ‘c’mon man’ or ‘Give me a break’, you have to take a drink. We were going to do a drink every time he says ‘Uhh’ or […]

Epstein’s Other Painting

Epstein’s Other Painting

Most people have seen the the painting that hung at Jeffrey Epstein‘s retreat in New York that was discovered when he was busted. The press generally made nothing of the painting. Questions came to my mind like, “Did Clinton pose for this painting?” and “How many times did he wear this dress and what is […]

Coumo Cousin Jailed

Coumo Cousin Jailed

One more strike against a Cuomo family member happened today. This time, Elmo Cuomo was arrested for Chicken Porn and Animal Cruelty. He was arrested for willfully attempting to get chickens drunk and then posing the corps in provocative photo shots. The carcasses recovery of these victims have not happened yet. It is believed that […]