What’s that old expression? If you can’t lick ’em, then join ’em. I tried, I really tried. Honest Injun, I tried. I wanted to be culturally sensitive and woke. I bought the knit cap, got tat’s up and down both arms and legs. I have ear buds connecting to my new I-Phone that cost more […]
Social Media Time Out
Looks like the Woke Cancel Culture is beginning to focus on Chainsaw Chicken as a future target. I have literally thousands of unique visitors reading my thoughts and remembrances on this site each and everyday. Growth is phenomenal. And I want to thank those who faithfully and actively log in and read about my thoughts […]
Immigrant T-Shirt Handout
As can be seen in this obviously staged photo, someone is trying to develop the opportunity of using immigrants as a vehicle to promote an idea or concept. Included in this publicity shot is a distant relative of mine from 3 or 4 countries away. He is Juan Julio Megdalina Guadalupe Chicken. He was interviewed […]
Chicken in Every Pot?
Here we go again! A chicken in every pot? I liken that tired and fruitless trope to more to the analogy of the ‘frog in a pot of boiling water‘. Are you familiar with it? Some say it is one of Eshops Fables, but that is not true. If a frog is placed in a […]
Greta Thunberg’s Sister
While the world focuses on Swedish environmentalist Greta Thunberg, there is a growing popularity watching her other sister, Uhla. Uhla has a talent, with the aide of harnessing the substance called DMT (N,N-Dimethyltryptamine). This ‘class 1’ substance, taken in large amounts, enables the user to communicate with entities in hyperspace. That’s right! Those of another […]
Death of Shorty
Shorty was the kindest of the kind. He owned ‘Shorty’s Bar and Grill, Albuquerque, New Mexico‘. Mrs. Chicken and I used to go there after a movie when we were dating. We learned that we have lost Shorty to a pack of wild dogs. We saw it as the computer camera started a per-scheduled Zoom […]
Cranial-Rectal Inversion
Emergency services were called today to give assistance to one of my cousins, Hardwick Chicken. There was an unfortunate accident. It seems that Hardwick, while stepping out of the shower and drying off was approached by his dog. Feeling in an unusually frisky mood, decided to chase after the dog, playfully pulling on his tail, […]
INGSOC is Really CHICKENS
Many have seen the portrait of INGSOC on the banners and flags in the near-future docu-drama entitled ‘1984’, written by George Orwell, who’s real name was Eric Blair. Some have asked what INGSOC means? Well, Nancy… if you google the term, you learn that on wikipedofile says it supposedly means “a syllabic abbreviation for English […]
LIVE – Zoom Chat
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Biden’s SCOTUS Judge
Suddenly, with little clamor in the press, rumor has it that an additional name has been added on Biden’s SCOTUS short list. While the world is focused on the Super Bowl, The Genocide Olympics, Russian’s on the border of Ukraine, Covid 19 winding down and the new cat adopted into the White House, this new […]