After all the hoopla about shutting down oil and gas production within the USA, Chainsaw decided he would take steps to ‘do his bit’ about energy. He converted his bicycle with a generator integrated into a rear-wheel stand that connects to a battery storage device. “I can peddle for about 6 hours a day and […]
Grüne Polizei
Chainsaw recently imported a genuine Green Police (Grüne Polizei) VW from Germany. As the leaders of the Green Doctrine around the world they have become known for their forward thinking, woke-ness, progressive, yet moderate edict spew onto the populace of the country. And it’s coming with the new controllers in government right here in River […]
New Foods to Eat
Oh Yum! Look what’s coming! Seems that since the start of 2019, customers of some supermarket chain called Kaufland have had the choice between garlic and herb flavored mealworms, or buffalo worms with hints of sour cream and onion. Hmmmm… my mouth is watering, from bile. And then there’s foods made from insects, such as […]
USAF says No UFOs
With the 180-day UFO disclosure started when President Donald Trump signed the latest COVID-19 stimulus bill we can now stop the clock. The USAF, Pentagon and other spy agencies have officially revealed what they all know about UFOs to the American public. “There are no UFO’s, no aliens, no abductions, no crashed space ships and […]
New Mars Face Seen
With the new offerings of image enhancements from the Chinese Government (by way of an American software developer, farming out work to cheaper Indian computer techs using Chinese monitored Zoom calls review the project). The images and mapping was re-fed through the computers with the more sensitive enhanced software. ‘Looky-looky what we found on the […]
BidenCare Czar
Today, Joe announced to the world that in an effort to be able to provide health care to all occupants within the borders of these United States, legally or with ‘voluntary entry’, the duty’s will be going to tribal medicine man Chicka Boom Swalilly from the nation of Chickestan. Swalilly, after leaving his leadership position […]
Chicken Choking
A new study focuses specifically on the benefits of chicken choking, research suggests that chicken choking, including strangulation through chicken choking, is rumored do the following: reduce stress release tension enhance sleep quality boost constipation elevate mood relieve pin feathers aggravate sprains improve droppings Chicken choking has also been identified as a strategy to improve […]
Eggheads speak
The subject of egg shaped skulls has reared it’s ugly head again. Locations of elongated egghead skulls in a desert peninsula located within Pisco Province on the south coast of Peru, and the beaked skulls there are known to range from 2800 to 800 years old. An example found in 2015 was a mummified baby’s […]
First COVID-19 Birth
With all the “stay home and stay safe” and “flatten the curve” we all knew the birth rate would not stop. Mr. & Mrs. Chicken would like to announce the arrival of their chick they named Downy. Downy’s shell began to crack late last night and at 8:32 am the shell finally broke through making […]
Spontaneous BBQ
This grainy investigation photo is from 1952. It was published in FATE MAGAZINE which was doing a story about Spontaneous Chicken Combustion. Scientists have often fought over whether spontaneous chicken combustion is real but the evidence for the argument is very compelling. Most of the chickens who died from SCC were either smoking or drinking […]