It finally happened. My degree arrived. I answered a classified ad in the National Enquirer, and now—after only a modest processing fee and a brief period of self-reflection—I hold a PhD in Philosophy from the College of Medical Stuff, located on the island of Minor Tounguilla in the Caribbean. It is recognized in many counties […]
Tenor Emoji Star
Chainsaw Chicken has been made a star on Tenor. Not sure what Tenor is? It’s a premier Emoji element option when you send text messages. Thousands of text messages now use the images favored by people wanting superior graphics in their plain ol’ text message. Thousands use Chainsaw images. Notice no one wants to use […]
Meghan Markle asks Chainsaw
“Please, Chainsaw, you’re my only hope,” She said it with that same wide grin—like a bake-off queen about to announce she accidentally added salt instead of sugar. Except this wasn’t Star Wars, and she wasn’t asking for a droid with a message. She was begging for an audience. “Chainsaw,” she pleaded, “I’ve tried everything. A […]
I call him Ricky… Ricky Rat
Let me introduce you to Ricky… Ricky Rat. Ricky and I go way back. All the way back to when I realized that I was someone special. Not someone that rides the special bus, just someone special. When I was having my crisis of consciences with the debate about my identity, my alter ego decided […]
New TicTok Bidder
Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd had thrown in a last minute bid to acquire the platform called TicTok and make it a totally domestic. His entry has thrown the high-tech world into a panic, Questions started swirling.Tim Cook from Apple Inc. “Who is this Chainsaw guy?” Others like Mark Zuckerberg from Facebook/Meta stated, “I don’t find […]
NJ Anti Drone Patrol
Don’t worry, New Jersey. Chainsaw Chicken is here. I’ll find out what these mysterious drones are up to. I needed to get to my little secret. When I arrived at the plane hangers of our terminal at Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd. I went in the back and drug out the last flying example of the […]
Gill-Mann Amnesia Thoughts
Now before you think I’m referencing something about the Universal Pictures movie “Creature from the Black Lagoon”, I’m not. This is my revelation I wish to pass on to my readers. In a speech in 2002, Michael Crichton coined the term Gell-Mann amnesia effect to describe the phenomenon of experts reading articles within their fields […]
They did it to P’nut, I’m next!
Poor, poor P’nut the squirrel. Most know the story but for those who actually have a life, here is a quick review. A man in the State of New York rescued an orphaned baby squirrel. He cared for it and sheltered it while creating a meaningful owner/pet relationship. The squirrel soon learned some basic tricks […]
Good -Bad- Ugly… You Decide
Back in 1966, I was running my own little music studio outside Turino, Italy. It was the fourth business in the global venture of Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd. It seems that the distributor United Artist was giving heat to the producers Produzioni Europee Associate (PEA). They were having some contract issues with the original music […]
The Real Darth Chicken
A creepy video of a then unknown figure is circulating just in time for Halloween. But who is this guy? His name that he goes by is so convoluted I doubt anyone could actually pronounce it. But, for those that follow this blog may remember previous posting of Darth Chicken. Someone that has control of […]