Well, Joe has hit again! He’s shutting down more energy creators and with that, more jobs gone. This is beginning to happen more and more. So much that a new uncomplimentary term as become attached. Many now say that “Joe has given me a Joe Blob”, an apparent reference to the 1958 movie “The Blob” […]
Death Grip Test
“We need something new and different” shouted D.C. Fontana the writer of this episode. She was speaking to Leonard and Bill as they did their walk-thru for blocking, preparing for that days shooting of “The Enterprise Incident” (Season 3, Episode 2) airing in September of 1968. Leonard suggested, “How about I give Bill a hard […]
Last State Filed
Filing his ballot measure in the last state of a Nation wide tour, Chainsaw paid the $15 bucks to the filing clerk in an attempt to have year round Turkey hunting season in all states. That’s right. No safe refuge for those pesky turkeys. “The only safe place for turkey’s is their adopted home site, […]
Biden Inaugural Dinner
As the USA and much of the free world celebrates the inauguration of President Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. and Vice-President Kamala Devi Harris (she even wore a dress), Chainsaw Chicken has commissioned a traditional celebration dinner. Invited are the new President and Vice-President, the First Lady Dr. Jill ‘Kildare‘ Tracy Biden (née Jacobs, formerly Stevenson) […]
Unwanted Attention
With the rapid and overwhelming popularity of Chainsaw Chicken emerging throughout the Western World, there are bound to be imposters, fakes, impersonators, body doubles, doppelgangers, clones and mimics. Here is an example that simply numbs the mind. Chainsaw stated, when viewing this photo, “OMG! I’d never wear a partial grass skirt while doing this. How […]
Reeducation Camps Begin
“I really feel that turkey’s are so inferior as I have stated many times in my editorials. All educated chickens should agree. We need to do something about this. Some kind of sanitizing process. It has finally been materialized. After years of our persuasion and protests, arguments, complaints and demands”, Chainsaw stated in his interview […]
Dad’s Aunt’s
I tell ya, I was really confused growing up because of dad’s family. With all his family members running in and out of the house, but not all the time. I remember one time mom flew home to see grandma Bubbles (on a plane…stupid!) Any way, the whole time she was away and I mean […]
Captain’s Dark Mess
Remember when you sat in front of the TV each day, a fudgesicle in one hand and a glass of ‘Rootin’ Tootin’ Raspberry’ Funny Face drink-mix in the other when Captain Kangaroo would come on. Those were the days… But did you know the dark secret of Mr. Green jeans, the Captain’s friend and associate […]
Sea Hunt is back!
That right! The spine tingling underwater drama of Mike Nelson taking on the world’s problems from a child loosing his bike in a drainage ditch to a B-1b bomber accidentally dropping it’s load of undetonated hydrogen bombs deep in an adversarial lake area like Russia or Texas. NBC has a habit of taking old and […]
Grüne Polizei
Chainsaw recently imported a genuine Green Police (Grüne Polizei) VW from Germany. As the leaders of the Green Doctrine around the world they have become known for their forward thinking, woke-ness, progressive, yet moderate edict spew onto the populace of the country. And it’s coming with the new controllers in government right here in River […]