Word leaked out today that Chainsaw Chicken and Caitlyn Jenner are involved in a “special” connection that has been brooding since her change from Bruce to her current identity. There has been no formal announcement as to the actual disposition of this union. When contacted, there was no reply from the Jenner representatives. The only […]
My Christmas Wish
In this year of 2016, (reflecting now from 2022 – That was the hope), we pray that with the celebration of the birth of the Lord, that our new president will being the country new ways to proper and make our country even greater. I pray that nothing comes our way to upset the resurgence […]
Facebook Had to PAY ME!
How about that! Facebook agreed to pay me! Granted, it was only $15, but still. But my shadow ban continues. My Own Nuc Sub
Just a lit’l bit
During a press conference held two days ago held at in the Malahooie ballroom in Waikiki Hawaii, near the grand pool and indoor jungle corner, Maui Chicken showed just how close he came to winning the annual banana- coconut pie eating contest. He used the same gesture to indicate the height of toilet tissue he […]
Stay Off A My Boots
After six months of basic training, Chainsaw Chicken sailed to Europe on the USS General Randall. For the next 18 months, he served in Company D, 32nd Tank Battalion, 3rd Armor Corps in Friedberg, Germany, along with Elvis Presley, where they both attained the rank of sergeant. Not being forced to kitchen duties for obvious […]
Degrading Society
Chainsaw Chicken hosted a press conference at the 656 Grange Hall. He spoke with many concerned listeners who all shared the highest concern about the degradation of American Society… The poster says it all.
The Mrs’ 1st Husband
I know it may come as a surprise to some but before I was in the picture, Mrs. Chicken was previously married. It’s difficult for me to imagine my beautiful wife coupled with someone else, but the truth is the truth. This relationship was quickly annulled when she complained that they had never consummated their […]
No Eggs In There!
Grandson of Chainsaw Chicken, Ryan (Buck) Chicken has entered the pubescent period of his young life more confused than ever. “No Buck, there are no eggs in there”. New Harvard Chaplain
Meet Mrs. Chicken
My lovely wife posed for a Tijuana street artist on our 10th anniversary. She looks pretty good considering she has had 15 clutches of eggs. We have 435 grandchildren counting the one’s we have ‘accepted’ as well as hatched. Bigfoot Drumsticks
Shipping Out -Stood Up
There was a photograph taken and printed in the local paper of our neighbor, Buck Cluck, when he was shipping out from the port of Tuscaloosa where he shipped out to fight the Fascist regimes of the Axis Power in June of 1943. He was able to find a porthole and worked his head out […]