THIS is the ultimate mask to wear. Finally an effective mask allowing facial comfort and not fogging up your glasses. The world begins to follow the craze of being like Chainsaw Chicken… https://chainsawchicken.com/2021/08/05/covid-entertainer/
Bubbles Arriving
After a serious Mexican meal and a nice warn soak, Chainsaw Chicken’s one-man Jacuzzi will soon begin to acquire the bubbles. https://chainsawchicken.com/2021/08/07/more-copyright-infringement/
Chicken Shack Band
From 1977 until the present Chainsaw Chicken has revived the Chicken Shack name on a number of occasions, with a rotating membership over the next 30 years of British blues musicians including, at various times, Paul Butler (ex-Jellybread, Keef Hartley Band playing guitar), Keef Hartley, ex-Ten Years After drummer Ric Lee and Miller Anderson, Oscar […]
Giving CHICKEN DELIGHT
“There is no truth to the rumor that I am the reason for Paula Dean’s divorce” said Chainsaw Chicken. How could there be”, he added. “All she ever cooks is chicken! Yes, it is true that we have tripped the light fantastic a time or two and I have brought a new definition to the […]
Start the Partridge Family
Uncle Chainsaw Chicken was a popular Network TV casting agent in Hollywood. He stated mistakenly to Marianne Faithfull thinking was Shirley Jones “Mrs. Jones, I have a part for you in a show that will change the viewing habits of the entire country. Step into my office. Let me help you. You seem to have […]
Great Nesting Material
As the nest influences begin to churn in Chainsaw Chicken, he has been seen dating starlets and celebrities, married or single, all waiting their turn for a feathered event. Intersectionality Test
All Foiled up
It took three full rolls of foil but no NSA or CIA or FBI or KGB or MI6 or ANYONE can get into my head with radio wave. Although I do get an AM radio station from a filling in my back tooth. Who’s in the Go-Go boots?
There be a hangin’…
Grand-Uncle C. Cluck Chicken was eventually captured in Montana Territory and hung for the gunfight with Wooly Pud McCorkle. Incidentally, the man on the left is Tom Horn whom was later falsify charged with shooting a young boy during the range wars and was later hung. We LOVE Him
2nd Battle of Bull Run
Great-grandfather Chainsaw Chicken Sr. with U.S. Grant and the other officers chillin’ after the 2nd Battle of Bull Run. That’s George Armstrong Custer caressing the pooch. Chick Kopi Luwak
With Jimi Hendrix
In the early 60’s, Jimi Hendrix and I shared a cell waiting for bail. Jimi was in for a pot violation — back then, a couple seeds and stems could get you a weekend vacation in county. Me? Same old story. Mopery. They never could define it, but the charge stuck to me like feathers […]