People keep asking if KFC copied me. I don’t know. But I do know this: I had a chainsaw before KFC put one on a drumstick. Therefore, I invented fried chicken. That’s how patents work. I looked it up. If someone combines two things, the person who had one of the things first automatically owns […]
Is it a compliment?
Oscar Wilde famously said, “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.” The first part of that quote is popular but the latter is more fitting. The list of others trying to leverage the name “Chainsaw Chicken” is growing. With the popularity of my site and the ignorance of others […]

