Mrs. Chicken said I needed to relax. She claimed I had become “too tightly wound,” which I found insulting because I have never been wound by anyone. I have always been this way naturally. So she booked me a tropical getaway. The brochure promised healing breezes, restorative sunlight, and authentic island music. I was mostly […]
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Mental Institutions Now Using Satire Website for Sanity Comparison Therapy ChainsawChicken.com Declared ‘Cognitive Perspective Disruption Tool’ by Health Board In an unexpected turn of events (that no one saw coming, yet somehow makes perfect sense), the satire site ChainsawChicken.com has reportedly been adopted by state mental health institutions for use in a […]