What’s up!!!? How about getting a life? Chainsaw Chicken keeps running into the stereotypical actions of his grandson ‘Stoner” Chicken. Let’s see who can identify with these traits in your home?

Wears only black t-shirts (usually rock bands that were popular when YOU were young but he thinks he has discovered them). Stays up until 3 or 4 AM playing his PlayStation when he’s not playing with his, ah… ‘Joystick’. Get’s up about 4 PM. Takes showers that last 3 times as long as anyone else. Opens and partially consumes those items purchased for a later dinner plan. NEVER remembers instructions or chastisements to do things in a proper way or with consideration. Then, walks away from a situation he begins, only to later return as if nothing had ever happened. And if it is brought up, then YOU’RE the one that caused it.

And school. Who needs school? Getting drunk and high, goes out every weekend with less than desirable friends. Shows up late but swears to have been home for hours. The list goes on and on.

Hey you got a light? Mine ran out lighting bath salts and nutmeg.

 

 

Death of Shorty