“The testing is complete and the results are in” said CNN’s Anderson Cooper on his evening news program. “Science claims that we can now see 100% of your brain, Mr. Chicken:, he continued.

“That’s what they tell me” replied Chainsaw. “It’s all there, not like others that only use 60% of their brains,. I use 100%”.

“Excuse my interruption, Mr. Chicken, but the scientist are claiming they can ACCESS all of your brain, not that you use 100% of your brain”, the host interjected.

“Huh???” answered Chainsaw, “What’s the difference?”

Anderson began to state that “being able to access all of you brain allows then to use you mind like a memory stick or any other storage device one might use with a computer. Storing information in the manner you would on a computer”.

“Oh wow, exclaimed Chainsaw, I would be like one of those cloud storage units you can store every  word ever printed, EVER at one place?”

Anderson sighed and again corrected Chainsaw, “the reports states it would be equivalent to the old 5.25 inch floppy disks from the 90’s”.

“Oh, kinda retro then?” replied Chainsaw.

 

Camp out Postponed