Recognizing an opportunity when he sees one, Leroy ‘Big Daddy’ Chicken has gathered a group of committed, self-proclaimed Cuomosexuals to be exhibited at the I LOVE NEW YORK CONVENTION (the State, not the city), “Look… ahhh… Here’s the deal… I mean… ahhh… c’mon man… Give me a break. My girls are happy to be whatever […]
Co-ed Cooing
As can be seen in this historic 1960’s photo taken on a University campus, it shows the disturbing and unhealthy practice of what some label as ‘heavy petting’. All caused by the evils of rock and roll. As the transistor radio held by Brian ‘Beach Boy’ Chicken lures an unaware female with his demon music, […]
Chicken Regression
I have been told many times that I need therapy so I decided to go through it using regression therapy especially after my neighbor told me about what happened when he did it. Seems the ‘Doctor’ found out that Bob was once Maximinus Thrax, also known as Maximinus the First, the emperor of Rome from […]
Too Much Lock Down
Those Chicken boys, Ricky and Dicky, have been in a Covid lock down way too long. Or Maybe their mother is the one that has been locked down too long? You decide. Month after month of ‘Stay indoors’, ‘Don’t go outside’, ‘kid’s can’t go to school’. The boys are goin’ crazy. If you take the […]
Early Color Chicken
For you spring chickens out there, the idea of having nothing but black and white TV and having 3 channels to choose from, seems to be an ultimate torture, but years ago, at the time, we thought it was pretty great to have any entertainment. Personally, I was blessed with an extra channel so we […]
The Swami Knows
Come… Be seated… Calm your mind… Stare into the sphere of future events with me… Do you see it? Hold still… Concentrate… Think of what stirs your sub-conscience. Yes… YES! You feel it too, don’t you? Yes! The answer is streaming into your consciousness. There… Now you have it! The answer to what you seek […]
Golden Turkey Award?
No Thank You! I heard that I was up for this Golden Turkey Award. I have notified the nomination committee and the voting members of the group, in the tradition of Marlon Brando and George C. Scott with their Oscars, and in the words of our 37th President, Lyndon Baines Johnson… “If nominated, I will […]
Pioneer Leghorn
Ah yes, some say he’s the original American Chicken favorite. Foghorn Leghorn. A pioneer for poultry humor. Before Foghorn, the only chicken-based humor was when a vaudevillian mesmerizer would control someone from the audience and give them a hypnotic suggestion causing them to cluck and flap their wings like a chicken every time they hear […]
Deleted Meghan Segment
Everyone is talking about the interview blasted all over the world where Oprah interviewed the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. In the West they are known as Harry and Meghan, ex-members of the British Royal Family who chose to sever their Royal connections and obligations to make an independent name for themselves by doing philanthropic […]
Cluck Commandos
After recent press news leaks, the elite Chicken assault team coined ‘The Cluck Commandos” has allowed the press to use their photos. The ‘Cluck Commandos’ have been very effective against terrorists in areas around the world fighting against insurgents, rebels and disgruntled political opposition. Who are the Cluck Commandos? They are a team of distant […]
Becoming more woke
What’s that old expression? If you can’t lick ’em, then join ’em. I tried, I really tried. Honest Injun, I tried. I wanted to be culturally sensitive and woke. I bought the knit cap, got tat’s up and down both arms and legs. I have ear buds connecting to my new I-Phone that cost more […]
DC Comics – Retreading
With Disney and Marvel Studios churning out more super hero movies as well as series TV shows, D.C. comics and Warner Bros. studios were pulling out their hair. “Let’s remake the Justice League, make it twice as long and add all kinds of extraneous video we had on the cutting room floor! Yeah, that’s the […]
Get in, Tyrone!
Did I ever tell about the time I rescued Tyrone Power from an over-aggressively enthusiastic fan? There I was, idling outside the Brown Derby in Beverly Hills. I had just finished my lunch with Johnny Weissmuller and his 3rd wife, Allene. I was giving Johnny some coaching advice on how to break into television since […]
Introducing Chicken-ade
Introducing our new Chicken-ade lemonade seltzer. Made by the old-fashion method of hand-squeezed lemons mixed with the slight aftertaste of sun-drenched sweet seasoned chicken. Mmmm, Mmmm, good (sorry for stepping on your motto, Campbell’s soup)! Served at room temperature in a tall glass, Chicken-ade hit’s the spot. Why? Because we use a limited batch method. […]
Godzilla-Kong SPOILER
There is a lot of interest in the big budget scifi movie release about to hit the screen. It’s a rehash of a remake of a reboot with many of the same old titans that roam the earth. Remember the last Godzilla flick? It was discussed in the movie that they thought there were at […]
Deadpool 3 Leak
The studios are in a panic! It seems that a photo has been circulating of a scene from the third movie in the series about the Marvel character called Dead Pool. The first two movies featured the humorous skills of Ryan Reynolds as Wade Wilson, AKA Deadpool. However, with contract negotiations stalling and rumors that […]
Social Media Time Out
Looks like the Woke Cancel Culture is beginning to focus on Chainsaw Chicken as a future target. I have literally thousands of unique visitors reading my thoughts and remembrances on this site each and everyday. Growth is phenomenal. And I want to thank those who faithfully and actively log in and read about my thoughts […]
Immigrant T-Shirt Handout
As can be seen in this obviously staged photo, someone is trying to develop the opportunity of using immigrants as a vehicle to promote an idea or concept. Included in this publicity shot is a distant relative of mine from 3 or 4 countries away. He is Juan Julio Megdalina Guadalupe Chicken. He was interviewed […]
Poor Poor Rubin
My poor brother, Rubin. It’s such a shame. He tries so hard and nothing ever seems to make a difference. Rubin is my half-brother from another clutch and he has always felt somewhat inferior to his other hatchlings. And for no good reason, in my opinion. He’s tall, seems to know his way around the […]
Chicken in Every Pot?
Here we go again! A chicken in every pot? I liken that tired and fruitless trope to more to the analogy of the ‘frog in a pot of boiling water‘. Are you familiar with it? Some say it is one of Eshops Fables, but that is not true. If a frog is placed in a […]