My doctor suggested that we try a new style of mental therapy. I believe he said it is something like ‘psycho-anal-ass’.

Never heard of it before. Sounds like there will be some very personal discussion.

I remember that Alfred Hichcock movie ‘Psycho’. Creepy movie, for sure. But I don’t have my mother sitting in a rocking chair up stairs years after she had passed.

And I don’t even take showers so I’m safe from that shower attack.

Maybe that’s why my doctor keeps calling me Norman. I remind him my name is Chainsaw but he insists that is nick name and my real name must be something like Norman. In fact, he even has the gall to question my family name. How dare him?

I brought in several pictures of my relatives and shirt-tail family members but all he said was “Photoshop”.

Next visit I guess we will get the the rest of the parts of the name since we settled the ‘psycho’ part. That leaves ‘anal’ and ‘ass’.

One would think that those two subject might be combined but I am not sure where he’s goin’ with this.

I’ll try to keep you posted in case you get roped into this type of therapy.

 

 

Lessons to my Gina