Campbell’s Soup has selected Chainsaw Chicken to be the new label icon for the longtime favorite product “Chicken & Stars”.

“I’m simply the best spokes person they could ever find” said Chainsaw. “I’m a chicken and I am a REAL star”. No one can debate either point!”

The soup executives could not agree more. They in fact indicated that they “really wanted to have him for lunch”, but Chainsaw was simply too busy with appearances at the local chain food grocery stores to attend.