This is a publicity photo of the originally selected cast of Star Wars before primary shooting began. Chainsaw Chicken was the first selection to play Luke Skywalker. A contract dispute caused him to give up the part.
My Secret Hero
Ever since I saw the movie ‘Bobbie Jo and the Outlaw’ (Watch the high speed copy) where Linda Carter ushers in her fine looking. Ah…career. Yeah, acting skills. Then came Wonder Woman. My heart was captured. If she wrapped me with her lariat of truth I would have to confess it in glowing pronouns. I […]
Ho Hum, Nothing To Wear
After I heard that Kim Kardashian was complaining that she had nothing to wear, and that an image posted was nearly bringing down the internet, I felt it was my job to step in. Just as she was taking this subsequent image I was about to suggest a few ideas for her but I had […]
Double For Shatner
Working for DesiLu Studios under contract gave Routy Chicken (my uncle’s half-brother) many chances to work with television series stars of the 60’s. Once he was in a fist fight in Miss Kitty’s saloon, ‘the Long Branch” on ‘Gunsmoke’ and later that week he played a one-eyed giant alien in ‘Lost in Space’. But this […]
Over Troubled Waters
Early in the 70’s, my brother-in-law, Paisley Chicken wrote and performed in a duo call ‘Paisley and Garfunkel’. The big song was “Freeway Over Troubled Waters” performed for the first time in public at an art exhibit of an Andy Warhol painting attended by the Broadway director Neil Simon.The song played was about the troubles […]
Buckethead is my Cousin
O.J. Hires Chainsaw
Remember when was O.J. was found not guilty for the slaughter of Nicole Brown Simpson and Ron Goldman? Remember how he promised to continue the search for the REAL killer of these two people? Until his arrest in Las Vegas for unrelated charges, the “Juice” searched every PGA certified golf course around the country, but […]
Justin Bieber
Ever notice how the bad boy, ‘leave it to Bieber’, is always shirtless, showing off his mix of ‘tats’? Take a look just above those ladies panties he apparently likes to wear. Yup… It’s Chainsaw Chicken’s registered logo as well as Chainsaw’s likeness in color around his left aureola. My lawyer’s are being assembled and […]
Gilligan will go on
With the coincidental, untimely, as well as unfortunate deaths of the stars of Gilligan’s Island and Grizzly Adams happening only hours apart, it has been announced that both of the show remakes will continue on schedule. It seems the trend in Hollywood of resurrecting old, half-baked and less than popular shows and turning them into […]
Susan Loves Chicken
In an unconfirmed report, Susan Lucci stated that she “loves chicken”. That statement coupled with the paparazzi photo taken of Chainsaw Chicken in the arms of Lucci raises the speculation of their involvement. No comment was given from Helmut Huber, Lucci’s current legal husband or from Ms Chainsaw Chicken when asked about this breaking story. […]