Mrs. Chicken sighed the way only a long-suffering spouse can. “You know, Chainsaw, living with you is like living with one of those new gadgets.” I perked up. “High-tech? Advanced? A marvel of modern design?” She gave me that flat stare over her glasses.“No. Tap-and-go. Push button. That’s it. There’s no mystery left. You’re predictable. […]
Tenor Emoji Star
Chainsaw Chicken has been made a star on Tenor. Not sure what Tenor is? It’s a premier Emoji element option when you send text messages. Thousands of text messages now use the images favored by people wanting superior graphics in their plain ol’ text message. Thousands use Chainsaw images. Notice no one wants to use […]
Good -Bad- Ugly… You Decide
Back in 1966, I was running my own little music studio outside Turino, Italy. It was the fourth business in the global venture of Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd. It seems that the distributor United Artist was giving heat to the producers Produzioni Europee Associate (PEA). They were having some contract issues with the original music […]
Pantie Raided
Back in the so-called “good old days,” colleges across America had a tradition: the pantie raid. Young men, fueled by hormones and cafeteria coffee, would storm the dormitories of young women and run off with undergarments like they were prized war trophies. History books call it “campus culture.” Police reports called it “breaking and entering.” […]
Attack of the Killer Chickens: The Movie
I hang my head in shame. I watched this steaming pile of celluloid. The pungent aroma ruined the enjoyment of my pop corn. The ‘official’ plot description states… “It’s the dawn of a new age…a chicken age. Humans have been the dominant species for far too long. The chickens have come to roost and they’re […]
Proof- I Am Real
There has been a rumor going around that I, Chainsaw Chicken, am not real. Can you believe it? I’m not real? Just who do they think has created this website and reports all these true, unvarnished, raw stories and provides visual proof through photography that I am real and the story is true and verifiable? […]
Trying Out Spoonerism
The night ended with a soft thud as Chainsaw whacked himself in the head with his elbow. Mrs. Chicken, fighting back laughter, snuggled closer. “Maybe Thursdays are just for back rubs, Chainsaw,” she whispered. Over breakfast the next day, Chainsaw regaled their neighbor with his tale of their Tantric spooning innovation. The neighbor, doubled over […]
Chainsaw Acts in “Blackwing”
As Broadway struggles to return to it’s height since COVID, the latest hit is “Blackwing”. It’s the story of an outsider seeking acceptance in an obviously different community. Who would be a better player for this roll than Chainsaw Chicken. He constantly battles with oppression, injustice and preconceive ideas.
Chainsaw Spotted
Chainsaw Chicken was spotted outside the home of Taylor Swift apparently wearing a scarf from Miss Swift’s collection. Reportedly there for a private screening for friends of her new upcoming movie “THE ERAS TOUR“. It was also reported that Travis Kelce and Chainsaw got into a heated dispute about Kelce blocking the bean dip. Most […]
Tribute Prequel
Toonpool.com features a cartoon that eerily captures the birth of Chainsaw Chicken: two ordinary chickens anxiously watching a giant egg, only to have the occupant inside shatter it open — not with claws or beak, but with a roaring chainsaw. Was it psychic vision? A drunken fever dream? Or just weird coincidence? Regardless, this cartoon […]