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Family Guy Gets Plucked
“Peter, I’m gonna settle this ongoing conflict for good” said Chainsaw Chicken. Chainsaw continued, “Your show’s gonna need a new title. No longer called ‘The Family Guy’ it’s gonna be ‘The Widow with kids’. When you get through assaulting that chicken, you need to turn around and experience the wrath THIS chicken will inflict on […]
Early Color Chicken
For you spring chickens out there, the idea of having nothing but black and white TV and having 3 channels to choose from, seems to be an ultimate torture, but years ago, at the time, we thought it was pretty great to have any entertainment. Personally, I was blessed with an extra channel so we […]
The Swami Knows
Come… Be seated… Calm your mind… Stare into the sphere of future events with me… Do you see it? Hold still… Concentrate… Think of what stirs your sub-conscience. Yes… YES! You feel it too, don’t you? Yes! The answer is streaming into your consciousness. There… Now you have it! The answer to what you seek […]
Golden Turkey Award?
No Thank You! I heard that I was up for this Golden Turkey Award. I have notified the nomination committee and the voting members of the group, in the tradition of Marlon Brando and George C. Scott with their Oscars, and in the words of our 37th President, Lyndon Baines Johnson… “If nominated, I will […]
Pioneer Leghorn
Ah yes, some say he’s the original American Chicken favorite. Foghorn Leghorn. A pioneer for poultry humor. Before Foghorn, the only chicken-based humor was when a vaudevillian mesmerizer would control someone from the audience and give them a hypnotic suggestion causing them to cluck and flap their wings like a chicken every time they hear […]
Deleted Meghan Segment
Everyone is talking about the interview blasted all over the world where Oprah interviewed the Duke and Duchess of Sussex. In the West they are known as Harry and Meghan, ex-members of the British Royal Family who chose to sever their Royal connections and obligations to make an independent name for themselves by doing philanthropic […]
DC Comics – Retreading
With Disney and Marvel Studios churning out more super hero movies as well as series TV shows, D.C. comics and Warner Bros. studios were pulling out their hair. “Let’s remake the Justice League, make it twice as long and add all kinds of extraneous video we had on the cutting room floor! Yeah, that’s the […]
Get in, Tyrone!
Did I ever tell about the time I rescued Tyrone Power from an over-aggressively enthusiastic fan? There I was, idling outside the Brown Derby in Beverly Hills. I had just finished my lunch with Johnny Weissmuller and his 3rd wife, Allene. I was giving Johnny some coaching advice on how to break into television since […]
Godzilla-Kong SPOILER
There is a lot of interest in the big budget scifi movie release about to hit the screen. It’s a rehash of a remake of a reboot with many of the same old titans that roam the earth. Remember the last Godzilla flick? It was discussed in the movie that they thought there were at […]
Deadpool 3 Leak
The studios are in a panic! It seems that a photo has been circulating of a scene from the third movie in the series about the Marvel character called Dead Pool. The first two movies featured the humorous skills of Ryan Reynolds as Wade Wilson, AKA Deadpool. However, with contract negotiations stalling and rumors that […]
Chicken in Every Pot?
Here we go again! A chicken in every pot? I liken that tired and fruitless trope to more to the analogy of the ‘frog in a pot of boiling water‘. Are you familiar with it? Some say it is one of Eshops Fables, but that is not true. If a frog is placed in a […]
Bird Mask Convention
“Bird Mask Convention!… ATTENTION!… Can have your ATTENTION?.. Everyone.. PLEASE!.. Thank you… Please be seated or grab a perch or whatever it takes to be comfortable. I want to welcome you to the first annual gathering of the bird mask wearers of America… Ahhhh… Can I get you guys at the food table to not […]
Seuss Replacement
It’s terrible to see all the cancelling of past favorites. Difficult to see what it accomplishes. But if this cancellation of Dr. Seuss has any silver lining, I hope it’s the end of all those remakes of a remake of Grinch specials. And those over-important celebs that gain notoriety from portraying the character. Where are […]
ROKU Chicken
With the tread of the recognition of the superiority of chickens in general, and Chainsaw Chicken specifically, Roku has dedicated a series on their channel about this very subject. Roku is a company that makes media-streaming devices. The name means “six” in Japanese because Roku is the sixth company launched by its founder, Anthony Wood. […]
Headless Festival Dates
New dates have been announced for ‘the Mike the Headless Chicken Festival‘ held annually in Fruita, Colorado. This year, they have moved from the weekend after Memorial Day to August 27th and 28th. This festival celebrates a strange event. After Mike went through the event of being slaughtered with head removal, Mike miraculously continued to […]
Season 1, Ep 28
“The Special One” Episode Synopsis: The parents of a child science prodigy are approached by a mysterious official called Mr. Pollo Chick, who offers to give him special private tutoring. Unknown to them, Mr. Pollo Chick is an alien who wants to use their son’s talents for evil. Seems only natural that this evil incarnation […]
INGSOC is Really CHICKENS
Many have seen the portrait of INGSOC on the banners and flags in the near-future docu-drama entitled ‘1984’, written by George Orwell, who’s real name was Eric Blair. Some have asked what INGSOC means? Well, Nancy… if you google the term, you learn that on wikipedofile says it supposedly means “a syllabic abbreviation for English […]
Go Ahead- Make My Day
I will never forget when I got to play one of the kids on the school bus during the climax situation in the movie ‘Dirty Harry‘. I was so excited! I was always around the set several days before shooting my scene. I was even able to grab Harry Guardino’s copy of the script when […]
The 4th Wise Monkey
Class! Eye’s here. please! You will be quizzed on this, so pay attention. Many of you have heard of the ancient Japanese iconography of 3 monkeys demonstrating the examples of what good people should be practicing… ‘Hear no evil’, ‘See no evil’ and ‘Speak no evil’. As this Freudian photo exemplifies, we see 3 Monkey’s, […]