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Throuple Pics Discovered

Throuple Pics Discovered

Somehow, someway, someone released these private pictures taken during our… ahh….my…ahh… sleepover. I had invited Daisy Duck and Chicken Little for some drinks and kicks. We have done this before but Daisy said she wanted to have some throuple pics she could use to torment Donald, her husband. It seems Daisy and Donald had developed […]

My Show Got Cancelled

My Show Got Cancelled

I had a brilliant idea. You know that Hollywood has its’ own version of physics principle “The Law of Conservation” where it states that energy (in this case original entertainment ideas) can change from one form into another, but it cannot be created or destroyed. So I pitched an idea that seemed to fit their […]

The Tribe Has Spoken

The Tribe Has Spoken

Were you watching? It was the first episode of Survivor recently. It was like the 87th season or something. At least this time they didn’t drag out the same old tired winners from the past to recycle them through the grinder for another season of drama, strategy, lying, backstabbing and out-n-out greed. Seems like the […]

Turkey Invasion

Turkey Invasion

It was a Turkey Invasion at my uncle’s home! What a slaughter! My uncle, George ‘Patton‘ Chicken knew how to deal with the intruders. With his home defense bat in the ready position you could hear him say famous lines from his namesake movie… “When you put your hand in a pile of goo that […]

Profound Biden Wisdom

Profound Biden Wisdom

In a recent interview of the First Family, Chainsaw Chicken engaged the Biden’s from one of their multiple vacations in their Delaware home. As they responded to Chainsaw’s ‘softball’ questions, suddenly the world was given a lengthy explanation by the President that he believes could be the answer to many problems he sees in the […]

Treasure Found

Treasure Found

  What a good find!  I have been looking for this 45 since 1963. It’s called “Chicken Feed” performed by ‘Bent Fabric and his piano’. Now you say, “who’s that???”  Some will remember his hit “Alley Cat“, a tune that may be more familiar by hearing than knowing the title. ‘Chicken Feed’ is a record […]

Successful Dating

Successful Dating

Dating can be very tricky now days. I see the very high frustration level on the other men’s faces, siting alone as I am in the back corner booth with my posse. While others worry about swipe right or left with online dating, I have learned what really works and keeps the ladies coming back, […]

Gordon Ramsay Questioned

Gordon Ramsay Questioned

The investigation into the series of missing members of Chainsaw Chicken’s family had a break though moment when Gordon Ramsay’s low rated show “Uncommon Dishes” showed a recipe for an authentic Chicken Pot Pie. “We’ve been loosing 8 to 12 young and vibrant chickens each evening with no clues as to what has been happening” […]