Enrollment Period

I know you’ve noticed. Everyone see’s ’em. Several times a day and night various celebrities appear on a screen telling you it’s Enrollment Period – Again! These once famous personalities state that they can get you so many new benefits if you contact them for a free review.

We’ve seen sports legends and old TV sitcom stars from the 60’s and 70’s. I guess that’s expected since they are trying to appeal to those on Medicare.

They even dragged out my grand uncle Aloysius Chicken Sr.

He was very popular in the Adirondack comedy club circuit back in the late 50’s with some very ‘blue’ stage sets. He would team up with stars like Joey Bishop or Buddy Hacket and make the rounds. Uncle once made Redd Foxx blush, turn and walk out!

If you are fortunate enough to find it in a used record shop, you should hear Aloysius Chicken’s stand-up stage recording called “Watch out for the net”.

It was recorded at his favorite place called the Up State Beach Club (it was nowhere near any water let alone a beach).  It was a famous Nude Volleyball resort. With a pretty wild night life as well.

So check your zip code, get new dentures and receive a bonus pack of stool softeners by simply calling 1-800-Chainsaw Chicken.

 

 

 

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