The White House, Senators, Members of Congress, Executives of Big Business, BIG Tech and New World Order are unified in the celebration of the Chinese New Year. This ’emerging’ country celebrates it each year. Chinese New Year also called Spring Festival or the Lunar New Year, is the festival that celebrates the beginning of a […]
Replacing Newsom
After his announcement of offering to replace the soon to be recalled Gavin Newsom, Governor of California, Chainsaw Chicken faced the press who wanted to ask him about the reasons he is running. “Why are you running?” asked a reporter from the Times. Chainsaw answered ““I’m as mad as hell, and I’m not going to […]
Walk and Chew Gum
It seems what we constantly hear is that people can “Walk and chew gum at the same time” appears to not be a universal truth. Here at Chainsaw Chicken International – LTD, the hallway security camera caught one of our senior executives demonstrating the difficulty of the experience. Our corporation has made several requests for […]
We Need Unity
Just as our fearless leader the President stated, the battle between chickens and turkeys have been extreme. But in one of the most beautiful gestures seen by modern man, Chainsaw Chicken, representing all chickens, has stated that “We must unite”. He said this and released a soft white dove gripping an olive branch, with an […]
Flocking to Oregon
As of Feb 1st, Oregon has done something to solve the tourism issue. They legalize hard drugs! While only small amounts of drugs are decriminalized, such as less than 1 gram of heroin or MDMA; 2 grams of cocaine or methamphetamine; 12 grams of psilocybin mushrooms; and 40 doses of LSD, oxycodone or methadone, there […]
Schiff Gets Probed
Not probed by Aliens from outer space but from Federal Agents. ‘FEDS Probe Adam Schiff Dressed like Egyptian at Bizarre “Sacrifice” Parties at Ed Buck’s Meth Mansion.’ Yup! That’s the headline. But Chainsaw said “It was nothing like that at all. We are just Shriner’s. We were having a local Shriner’s annual meeting”, pausing… his […]
New Covid Test
Following the lead from Communist China, the Biden administration and many West and East Coast States are considering implementing the new Anal Covid Test. Imagine the lines? My neighbor from the coop down the road and his wife demonstrated the technical process for this sampling. Seen here, Jane McChicken is about to insert this special […]
Chainsaw for Cal Gov
This week Chainsaw Chicken announced that he was officially throwing his hat into the ring as a replacement for soon to be recalled California Governor Gavin Newsom. “Tick Tock”is all Chainsaw would say at his presser. When the reporter from CNN challenged Chainsaw’s credentials making him worthy of running the 3rd largest economy in the […]
Help Wanted
Help Wanted: We are growing into a woke company and we are now accepting applications for the position of Regional Organic Media Agitator. Applicants for this entry-level position need to possess the following skills and requirements; Successfully completed bachelor-level accreditation in social awareness Have social media account that we can inspect and quantify the amount […]
Doin’ his bit…
After all the hoopla about shutting down oil and gas production within the USA, Chainsaw decided he would take steps to ‘do his bit’ about energy. He converted his bicycle with a generator integrated into a rear-wheel stand that connects to a battery storage device. “I can peddle for about 6 hours a day and […]