In a unexpected mysterious event, President Joe Biden’s Colonoscopy video was leaked today. Rumor has it that it this my have come from the Vice President’s office in retaliation to the negative press leaked to CNN regarding the feud between the two office holders may be having. While recording the video procedure is nothing new, […]
Jimmy is so happy
My cousin Jimmy Chicken was so happy that he was able to have some private moments with the 39th President, Jimmy Carter. Here’s a transcript of the meeting. Jimmy Chicken said to the President, “Hello, Mr. President. I really, really appreciate you allowing me to chat with you for a few minutes”. “It is my […]
New lobby sign
Following the lead of oh so many corporations and major businesses, Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd has taken to updating and posting a new ‘credo’ that is a statement as to the beliefs held by the corporation. We place a very large framed poster welcoming all those that venture into the lobby of our web site. […]
Woke Detox Center
Many have talked about some kind of treatment for woke-ism. There have been jokes and comments of it being needed. Even James Carville stated after the Virginia governor’s race that the democrats needed a ‘woke detox center‘ in order to get things back on track to try to win at the upcoming midterms. Never being […]
It’s another dog whistle
It’s another dog whistle… I keep hearing that. Dog whistles seem to be everywhere. So I went to the pet store and bought the biggest dog whistle I could find. I was after the real big dogs. Once I got it out of the packaging. I tried to read the instructions. My problem is I […]
Send a message
Send a message with this cell phone case. Visit our store and see a selection of shirts, cups, tumbler and now, cell phone protective covers for many popular phones on the market. Listen to me, Kid!
An Open Apology
Hello everyone. I’m Chainsaw Chicken. Thank you all for tuning in and connecting to this message. It is my hope that the tens of thousands of you that see this message will understand and appreciate this open apology I wish to make. Everyone here at Chainsaw Chicken International, Ltd, all the IT people, the advertising […]
#PoopyPantsBiden
#PoopyPantsBiden That’s the terrible hash tag reaching the highest positions on the social media sites. It is even beating out #LetsGoBrandon or #EmptyShelvesBiden! But where did this vicious rumor come from? It looks like they came from websites with headlines such as “#PoopyPantsBiden trends after President’s ‘bathroom accident’ amid meeting with Pope” as well as […]
Halloween No-no’s
Halloween No-no’s… According to the Anti-Defamation League “Before Halloween, be proactive by addressing these issues in advance and use it as an educational opportunity to discuss stereotypes, bias and cultural appropriation. Many children and families don’t realize that their costume choices are potentially hurtful or offensive. For example, a child who may be interested in […]
Swedish Woke Festival
Leave it to the Swede’s. Now that they have emerged trying to be the most ‘woke’ country in the world, they have started celebrating their new selection of gender-neutral pronouns. It works like this; Swedish people have had two gender pronouns for a long time: hon (she) and han (he). Now the question was, how […]