Ice Skating Sweetheart

Despite the new Olympic boycott of U.S. diplomats, Ice Skating Sweetheart, Tonya Chicken, prepares for her debut in Beijing Olympics.

Mrs. Chicken is so proud of her niece qualifying for the individual trophy in ice dancing.  Traditionally, ice dancing is done in pairs. This is a new event for the Winter Olympics.

Each four years with a new Olympics, the hosting country adds a new event. It was believed that because this Olympics is being held in the CCP and combined with their history of treatment to certain classes of people, the event would be team Uyghurs tasering, like calf roping in a rodeo.

For a while, there was a thought that there might be the Hong Kong Winter Round-up done on ice, but Singles ice dancing was finally agreed upon with the World Olympic Committee.

After weeks of practicing, she has prepared a delightful routine dancing to David Bowie’s 1977 hit ‘China Girl’.

“I think the judges will appreciate the subtleties of selecting this song” Tonya said closing her skate bag. She began to sing the song out loud…

(Actual words from the song)

♫”When I look at my China girl♫

♫ I stumble into town
Just like a sacred cow
Visions of swastikas in my head
Plans for everyone
It’s in the white of my eyes ♫

♫ My little China girl
You shouldn’t mess with me
I’ll ruin everything you are
You know it
I’ll give you television
I’ll give you eyes of blue
I’ll give you a man who wants to rule the world ♫”

You go for it, Tonya!

 

 

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