It didn’t seem to hit the papers or TV but it apears that Bayer let the “Speedy Alka Seltzer” mascot character’s copyright slide. So Chainsaw scoped up the image and modified it to be more up to date. We would now like to introduce ‘Fizzy’ the ‘Barn Yard Seltzer” guy. Our Barn yard seltzer […]
Creation of Dinochick
“Michael Crichton got it all wrong, I mean way wrong!” Stated Biologist Dr. Jockkim Pollo, director of Bio Research at Chainsaw Chicken International, LTD. “I mean really? Frog DNA? You need to use CHICKEN DNA”. He says this based on the latest theory that dinosaurs are suggested to be closer to birds rather than amphibians […]
Chicken Regression
I have been told many times that I need therapy so I decided to go through it using regression therapy especially after my neighbor told me about what happened when he did it. Seems the ‘Doctor’ found out that Bob was once Maximinus Thrax, also known as Maximinus the First, the emperor of Rome from […]
Too Much Lock Down
Those Chicken boys, Ricky and Dicky, have been in a Covid lock down way too long. Or Maybe their mother is the one that has been locked down too long? You decide. Month after month of ‘Stay indoors’, ‘Don’t go outside’, ‘kid’s can’t go to school’. The boys are goin’ crazy. If you take the […]
The Swami Knows
Come… Be seated… Calm your mind… Stare into the sphere of future events with me… Do you see it? Hold still… Concentrate… Think of what stirs your sub-conscience. Yes… YES! You feel it too, don’t you? Yes! The answer is streaming into your consciousness. There… Now you have it! The answer to what you seek […]
Greta Thunberg’s Sister
While the world focuses on Swedish environmentalist Greta Thunberg, there is a growing popularity watching her other sister, Uhla. Uhla has a talent, with the aide of harnessing the substance called DMT (N,N-Dimethyltryptamine). This ‘class 1’ substance, taken in large amounts, enables the user to communicate with entities in hyperspace. That’s right! Those of another […]
Welcome to Mars!
All the hoopla, the spectacle, the achievement… I have been on Mars for months! I’m one of the forward observers from my enlistment in Space Force. I am the negotiator for the America First Program to the ‘little green men’. They are little but they are not always ‘green’ and I have no indications that […]
Transhumanism for me!
Transhumanism is devoted to promoting the research and development of robust human-enhancement technologies. Such technologies, by merging with Artificial Intelligence sometimes call A.I., would increase human sensory reception, emotive ability, or cognitive capacity as well as radically improve human health and extend human life spans. That’s for me! With the average life span of a […]
Bizarro World
This is so confusing. Is the goose swimming upside down or am I on my beak with my legs flailing in the wind? There is so much to consider. Let’s start with some facts. Geese are not the rocket surgeons we’ve been led to believe. Going north, heading south, flying in geometric patterns while in […]
LuftChicken Airlines
Announcing the airline of the future. It’s named “LuftChicken”. But you may be asking yourself, “Why would anyone want to start up an airline right now with the restrictions and low traffic volume?”… Good question. Let’s ask the founder of this airline. It seems that he is piloting his maiden flight. We will try to […]