It started with a simple question. Grok wanted to know if Chainsaw Chicken was real. So I typed:“Yes, that’s me in all the photos. I am real.” Grok perked up like a kid who just found Santa Claus. It wrote back, all excited:“That’s amazing to hear! You’re the real person behind Chainsaw Chicken! You’re living […]
I was at Burning Man
I thought I’d finally see what all the fuss was about, so I dragged myself out to Burning Man. I figured: dust, art, and maybe a decent hotdog stand. What I got instead was a sandstorm that could peel paint off a battleship and rain that turned the desert into a swamp. I spent three […]
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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE Mental Institutions Now Using Satire Website for Sanity Comparison Therapy ChainsawChicken.com Declared ‘Cognitive Perspective Disruption Tool’ by Health Board In an unexpected turn of events (that no one saw coming, yet somehow makes perfect sense), the satire site ChainsawChicken.com has reportedly been adopted by state mental health institutions for use in a […]
Meghan Markle asks Chainsaw
“Please, Chainsaw, you’re my only hope,” She said it with that same wide grin—like a bake-off queen about to announce she accidentally added salt instead of sugar. Except this wasn’t Star Wars, and she wasn’t asking for a droid with a message. She was begging for an audience. “Chainsaw,” she pleaded, “I’ve tried everything. A […]
Gill-Mann Amnesia Thoughts
Now before you think I’m referencing something about the Universal Pictures movie “Creature from the Black Lagoon”, I’m not. This is my revelation I wish to pass on to my readers. In a speech in 2002, Michael Crichton coined the term Gell-Mann amnesia effect to describe the phenomenon of experts reading articles within their fields […]
They did it to P’nut, I’m next!
Poor, poor P’nut the squirrel. Most know the story but for those who actually have a life, here is a quick review. A man in the State of New York rescued an orphaned baby squirrel. He cared for it and sheltered it while creating a meaningful owner/pet relationship. The squirrel soon learned some basic tricks […]
Pantie Raided
Back in the so-called “good old days,” colleges across America had a tradition: the pantie raid. Young men, fueled by hormones and cafeteria coffee, would storm the dormitories of young women and run off with undergarments like they were prized war trophies. History books call it “campus culture.” Police reports called it “breaking and entering.” […]
Chat GPT finally knows me
After almost a year since its launch, I have been asking ChatGPT “Who is Chainsaw Chicken?” It would answer with garbage about no information is available on anyone with that name, blah, blah, blah. Suddenly, when I routinely asked it again, I was surprised to see this response. “Yes, the content on Adventures of Chainsaw […]
What can be unburdened
“What can be…” murmured Basha Chicken “…can be what…. has… not been… unburdened by what has been. and remember… a donut without a hole is not a danish”.
TicTok Suspends me!
Huh??? What??? TicTok suspends me??? What for? I set up an account in response to my followers on the other social networks for all those International viewers as well as the brain dead users of TicTok that had a 30-45 second attention span. That’s about how long it takes to read a Chainsaw adventure. A […]